Young Daniel MolloyAre you a narc?
I'm a vampire. [Both laugh]
Young Daniel MolloyI want to interview you.
Sounds fun.
A character in Interview with the Vampire
Played by Eric Bogosian
Interview with the Vampire · 220 quotes
3rd most-quoted character in Interview with the Vampire: in 53 of its 220 quotes
Most scenes with: Louis de Pointe du Lac (38), Armand (11), Rashid (8)
Young Daniel MolloyAre you a narc?
I'm a vampire. [Both laugh]
Young Daniel MolloyI want to interview you.
Sounds fun.
She had stowed us away in ships, trains and wagons. She had asked the desperate farmers and rationed soldiers to teach her their languages before she killed them. And when she had cobbled together enough words and grammar, she stopped asking. Claudia was a thing of little indecision, a manic tour guide. And any castle with ties to Vlad Tepes or Vlad Dracul, however slight, had to be explored. And I endured it all for Claudia, whose rage toward me and my refusal to burn Lestat had dulled into a bitter silence. [Sits besides Claudia passively silent and staring at fire] This war. It's affecting the blood. Been drinking misery, hopelessness. It's in the blood, we're taking it in. Taking it on. [Grunts] I'm thinking that's why we can't get warm, warm up. You think that's it? [Imitates Claudia's voice] "Louis did you say something?" Thank you for asking. I did say something, Claudia. I said I'm cold. I'm sleeping in a hole every night. I'm worn to a nub. How about you? "Well, brother Lou, I'm a little low myself. But, uh..."
Air raid. [Louis and Claudia run out of building amidst bombings]
[Voice of thought] It wasn't the murdering Hun or beasts of Ivan, or the fire raining down from the RAF that chased the vampire away. The vampire hadn't been here for centuries. The few scraps of forensic proof we found made the case plain, but Claudia was unassailable. Like... like some deranged geologist waving a woolly mammoth tusk saying, "Let's knock on the neighbor's door, there must be one inside." It's dead. Maybe it's time we go home.
...
"He asked me if we can go home. Home? Can there be a more offensive question? Run back to New Orleans. Pry up his bones, why don't you? Louis de Pointe du Lac. Dead weight." I want to thank you, for the memories you helped restore the other night. I understand these diaries much better now.
Daniel MolloyAnd I want to thank you, Louis, for yesterday's eight hours on how to avoid the sun and torpedoes while cruising the Mediterranean war theater. And tonight's two hours and counting on chasing old world vamps who never materialize. You ever read "Moby Dіck", Real Rashid?
I'm here to serve.
Daniel MolloyAh. Yeah, sure. I'm sorry, this is... this is so weird. Where did they send you when Shah Rukh Khan over here was playing you? Is there a panic room behind the stolen Rembrandt?
My love ran a theater company for 150 years, Daniel.
Daniel MolloyYour love was in a box pondering a premediated neck wound, according to Claudia. She wrote it, let's choose to believe it.
Unworthy in San Francisco, unworthy in Dubai. Disregard.
[Sets down bowl] Soup for cigarettes. Bad trade for you. But God will forget when you die. God "not" forget.
Americans? I haven't heard a word of English in half a year. Say something, anything.
Uh, something, anything.
Oh! Hello.
Hello.
What am I talk?
Oh, you, darling, are talk broken English by an Englishman too enamored with his student to do the job properly.
Mm-hm. This Robert.
Uh, Louis.
She's a quick studier actually and very resourceful and I'm desperately in love with her. I hear you have vodka.
This Morgan.
Morgan Ward, correspondent Daily Herald. They've forgotten I'm here. And I've forgotten your name already.
It's, uh, Louis.
Louis! Louis, wonderful strange. Welcome to, no question, hell on Earth! And you? What's your name, sweetheart?
Why are they shooting up graves outside? This is my daughter, Mary.
Oh. [Holds up cigarette] Uh, Andrei. Maybe you can take Mary here to meet the other children.
I'm fine, sir, thank you.
Go ahead, Mary. Go and meet the other children. I bet they know everything about this place. [Claudia takes the hint and leaves then cut to scene of interview] Wait, that's wrong. She didn't say that in front of Claudia.
Daniel MolloySay what? Who?
The wolves, the Germans, something worse. Emilia, she would not have said that in front of Claudia. [Flashback] She thought Claudia was a child. Claudia left. And then she said it. [Flashback of Emilia sitting at table after Claudia leaves] Yes. Yes! That's how it went. We should get every detail right.
Daniel MolloyIn total agreement. Perhaps this would be a time to take a break, Louis. You know, Real Rashid, I'm pretty good at my job, a bright young reporter with a point of view. Interviewed a fallen Catholic archbishop, four Enron vice presidents, and if they've got something to hide they always start with some kind of disguise. Not literally, not some dumb Halloween costume, gloves, contact lenses. They tell jokes, they're charming. And then at some crisis point, when I get close, it drops away and I see a flash of the truth.
Armand didn't want me to do the interview, Daniel.
Still don't.
Daniel MolloyBut he wanted to be close to it, right, Real Rashid? I mean, hey, whatever it is they're trying to hide, I'm probably not going to crack it, which is, you know, who cares? Happens all the time. But I wanna ask you, as a member of the inferior species, why say, "Hey, vampires are real. Here's almost all the story"? Thank you, Rashid. That's why I'm coming after you, Real Rashid. You I can fսcking break! If you'll excuse me.
Daniel MolloyOkay. Um... Session ten, the vampire Louis and the vampire Armand. You went west.
Claudia was entirely broken. She had left a part of herself in Romania. I knew I had to steer her far away from it. I chose the city that called to us on the radio. To the mother of New Orleans. Members of my coven sensed... Uh, uh, uh. We'll get to you. The war had turned off the lights, stripped its streets of their beauty, sent its avant-garde into exile. But now, the whole world was ready to return, to remake their lives. Pilgrims on their hopeful way. [Flashback of riding an army truck with Claudia sitting across from him] I wanna say something to you. I don't need to hear anything back, I just need you to hear me. Hard words and soft words. The hard. Our life is shit. It's been shit. It is shit. It's gonna be shit again. Stop feeling sorry for yourself. No one's watching, no one cares. A shit life beats no life. But where we're going now we can't be running away again. Doesn't mean we forget what we saw. What she did in front of us. If I see you going that way, I'm going pull you back. I don't need that from you. As long as you walk the Earth, I'll never taste the fire, you understand me? We're going to find others like us. And if it ain't here, cos life is shit, or I fսck it up again, or you fսck it up, we'll go to the next place. We can't be the only good ones out there. Soft words. If you were the last vampire on Earth it would be enough. [Repeatedly] You and me. Me and you. [A slit throat Lestat appears besides Claudia then disappears]
DanielWho are the young men? Vampires?
[Smiles fondly] Those were our young friends. Humans. Guys.
If Claudia and I were looking over our shoulder at all, it was in astonishment our skin did not attract the same attention it did in America.
DanielRight, because there wasn't any racism in mid-20th century France.
Oh, I didn't say that.
DanielI think [[w:Algerian people|your Algerian [savory] inferiors of the time might disagree.
But I wasn't an Algerian. I was an American, and if there was an assumption that I'd arrived to blow a trumpet or sing for my supper, it did not register as a slight in those days. I was just grateful knowing no one wanted to lynch me or direct me to the far end of the café counter.
DanielYou kill nightly.
And sometimes you've watched that kill on the local news. You've never been easier to distract. You're at the height of willful ignorance. We exploit it. This is, was, Lestat's prophetic vision.
DanielYou let it happen.
Yes.
DanielYou led him there so he could destroy it.
His words had been my thoughts for half a century. If it had come from me, they wouldn't have believed it.
DanielThe question was how do vampires hide from Google, not how did Lestat break his heart.
But because you're a good listener, you got answers to both.
He abandoned Nicky. He abandoned Armand. He abandoned the coven. Lestat is, was, and will always be for Lestat.
DanielNever say I love you to a raging narcissist.
And I locked away those words for another 150 years.
MolloyYeah, early work. I can't read anything I wrote before Michael Jackson's hair caught on fire. But some of these aren't so bad, Louis.
They document, nothing more.
MolloyI mean, this one with the fountain and the couple, and the water's glowing. I think I've seen it somewhere, like in a book or something. Right?
There's a good reason you picked that one, Daniel. It's not mine. That's Fred Stein. Elsa Triolet. Model, mid-30s I'm still in New Orleans. What is this?
Dear, this is a Stein.
I know. Why is it in there? Why are all these in there?
Don't ask me. We've been staring at those...
I didn't put these here.
Probably, Rashid confused them.
In high school, you told a girl you'd only do her if she had a paper bag over her head. She agreed and you did...
This is embarrassing. I don't want you thinking I was trying to pass them off as mine.
MolloyYeah.
I was an adequate photographer. An amateur. [Shuts briefcase] I want our readers to know that.
DanielDoes Malik know he's lunch?
Malik knows if he makes it on foot to Jumeirah Mosque by evening, he'll be paid enough crypto to, well, most anything he wants.
DanielHas anyone ever cashed in?
...
How was your lunch?
[Smiles while wearing Malik's sunglasses] Entertaining. (Malik) made it all the way to the Burj Khalifa.
Armand could see I was partial to you. Armand preserves my happiness, even when I don't or can't. He had a hunch you might prove fruitful in later times.
DanielOkay, sure. Let's go with that.
DanielAll of your slickness at the bar, all that's gone.
What do I seem like now, boy?
DanielA veteran of many wars.
This, after all I've told you, is what you ask for, boy?
DanielYeah, well, you don't know what human life is like. I mean you've forgotten, man. I mean you don't understand the meaning of your own story.
Louis de Pointe du LacJacob Anderson · 145 quotes
Lestat de LioncourtSam Reid · 90 quotes
CClaudia44 quotes
AArmand26 quotes
EEmiliaStephanie Hayes · 8 quotes
RashidAssad Zaman · 8 quotes
AntoinetteMaura Grace Athari · 4 quotes
Dr. Fareed BhansaliGopal Divan · 4 quotes
Grace de Pointe du LacKalyne Coleman · 3 quotes
LilyNajah Bradley · 3 quotes
MadeleineRoxane Duran · 3 quotes
MorganBlake Ritson · 3 quotes
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