JBJames Balcombe
You haven't been saying silly things, have you Mummy, to the police?
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It's something that I read in a book!
I've never been taken off a case in my life!
Take my picture NOW! Take it NOW!
RCRussell Clark
You're not in the chorus yet, but you're part of the show.
What is again, Sir?
(enunciates clearly) 'Una grappa di secco' for me - and 'una bierra' for you
When I'm ready, Mr Clark. I'll speak to you when I'm ready.
Faking it until the end, Clark?
We go directly to Jail!
CMrs Cryer
Apparently, the British public like their widows in black.
(to Cheetham) To you, it's 'Sir', sonny!
SCSgt Cheetham
Chasing a madman around a greenhouse - what a waste of time!
BBennett
A queer one, is our Morse!
I'm sorry - it isn't beer, it's coffee. But then again, it isn't coffee!
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