(imitates Lewis) Yer knaa. I even bet you give it a number where you come from.
Actually, we do
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HMrs Hederson
It was just after I was speaking to you Sgt Lewis, it was really strange.
I wish you’d told us more about this Mrs Henderson at the interview!
HMrs Hederson
So do I. NOW!
Milton's 'Paradise Lost': (Book 1) "Th' infernal Serpent; he it was, whose guile stir'd up with Envy and Revenge, deceiv'd the Mother of Mankind ..."
You've just earned yourself a drink, Lewis.
Aw, it's lentil soup in the canteen today
It's too warm for lentil soup!
Taxonomy? Sounds like stuffing. Stuffing umbrellas?
Taxonomy means "a classification". The Master was making a joke.
CBMrs Copley-Barnes
There was a Serpent in our house, coiled around the foundation.
You'll never believe this, Sir. We have to visit a brewery!
BButler
Your name, Sir?
Morse
BButler
Rank?
And that's relevant, is it?
BButler
It is if I'm to announce you...
The last shall be first and the first shall be last
Very good, Lewis. I'm impressed. Where did you learn that?
At Sunday School
And what is the relevance?
It means that one day I'll be Chief Inspector and you'll be Sergeant
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