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S2 E17

In the Heat of the Night · Season 2, Episode 17

Officer Wilson Sweet, Officer Parker Williams and others in “Walkout”

Officer Wilson Sweet

Man, I cannot believe somebody actually sat down and wrote all this stuff out. Now listen to this. "Certain procedure shall not implemented on any macadam pavement where the firm...

Officer Parker Williams

[Interrupting Sweet] Macadam? What's pavement got to do with nuts?

Officer Wilson Sweet

Nuts? What nuts? I didn't say anything about nuts?

Officer Parker Williams

Well macadam, you know them little bity white round nuts that come in a blue cans that has a picture of a pineapples on them?

Sgt. V. L. 'Bubba' Skinner

Parker, that's called a macadamia nut.

Officer Parker Williams

Where is Macadamia anyway?

Sgt. V. L. 'Bubba' Skinner

Well, I don't think it exists anymore Parker, but at one time I think it was over in Europe someplace.

Officer Wilson Sweet

I think you are talking about Macedonia, and you're right, there's no Macedonia anymore.

Sgt. V. L. 'Bubba' Skinner

Yeah.

Officer Parker Williams

Maybe that's why they ship them from Hawaii these days.

Officer Wilson Sweet

Ship WHAT from Hawaii these days?

Officer Parker Williams

Them tiny nuts. It's what we're talking about ain't it?

Officer Wilson Sweet

I'm talking about macadam pavement, that's what I'm talking about.

Officer Parker Williams

You don't have to get so uppy Sweet. I mean, maybe that's the kind of roads they have in Hawaii to truck them out on.

Officer Parker Williams

[answers ringing phone] Sparta Police Department, Parker Williams.

Sgt. V. L. 'Bubba' Skinner

You know Sweet, it's real sad. He was turning into a real good officer, and then sometimes I... [Shakes his head]

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