Man, I cannot believe somebody actually sat down and wrote all this stuff out. Now listen to this. "Certain procedure shall not implemented on any macadam pavement where the firm...
[Interrupting Sweet] Macadam? What's pavement got to do with nuts?
Nuts? What nuts? I didn't say anything about nuts?
Well macadam, you know them little bity white round nuts that come in a blue cans that has a picture of a pineapples on them?
Parker, that's called a macadamia nut.
Where is Macadamia anyway?
Well, I don't think it exists anymore Parker, but at one time I think it was over in Europe someplace.
I think you are talking about Macedonia, and you're right, there's no Macedonia anymore.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Maybe that's why they ship them from Hawaii these days.
Ship WHAT from Hawaii these days?
Them tiny nuts. It's what we're talking about ain't it?
I'm talking about macadam pavement, that's what I'm talking about.
You don't have to get so uppy Sweet. I mean, maybe that's the kind of roads they have in Hawaii to truck them out on.
[answers ringing phone] Sparta Police Department, Parker Williams.
You know Sweet, it's real sad. He was turning into a real good officer, and then sometimes I... [Shakes his head]
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