AAspartamay
You have the breath of a dastardly goat with infected gums.
Your words have no bite. For they are spoken by a gutless thief. Sprung from a lineage of cowards and hog farmers! (the crowd gasps)
AAspartamay
...Okay, seriously dude, you take that back right now.
No returns, man. Put it out there and it's staying out there!
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