Hello, Sam.
Mornin', Ted.
[sternly] Sam?
[sarcastically] Good morning, Principal Franklin!
[smiles; not understanding Sam's sarcasm] Thank you. Now, what trouble have you gotten in over the past week?
Let's see. I got yelled at by Ms Briggs for getting an "F" on a quiz.
Why did you fail the quiz?
I didn't know the answers.
Right. Anything else?
Ooh! I got kicked out of the cafeteria for slapping Gibby with a piece of pizza.
Why did you slap Gibby with a piece of pizza?
I found it on the floor; I wasn't gonna eat it.
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