[first lines of the series]
[Principal Franklin laughs at the paper he is holding, until Ms. Briggs enters the room. He stops and puts the paper down]
Carly, get in here right now. [snaps her fingers, and Carly Shay enters]
Have a seat. [she does] So... I understand you put some flyers up all over the school.
Yes, I did.
[to Carly; angrily] Why would you photo dock my head onto the body of a rhinoceros?
Well, I--
Rhinoceros? Oh, no, no, no. She made you a hippopotamus.
No, no. She's a rhinoceros. A hippo has fatter thighs and a wider snout.
[screaming gibberish] WHAT DOES IT MATTER? [quietly] I think we should call her father into discuss this.
Um, my dad's stationed in Europe right now.
[to Ms. Briggs] He's in the military.
Well, there must be some adult in charge of her.
My older brother, Spencer.
Oh, yes. The artist.
He's a great artist.
Look, we don't need to call her brother in about this. I'm sure that you can come up with a suitable punishment.
Fine. You know, Carly, I am in charge of the talent show this year.
Yeah, you're holding auditions on Saturday.
No. You are.
Huh?!
I will be enjoying my Saturday while you videotape the auditions for me.
No! I'm going to see Cuddlefish play live at the Hawthorne on Saturday.
[calmly] Not anymore.
AW, COME ON!
[sternly] It's what you get for turning me into a hippopotamus.
Rhinoceros.
[yelling] GET OUT!!!
Right!
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