[Future Ted is explaining why Barney needed to win the race]
[excited] And firing half my department freed up the money to double my own salary, and this chick from Boston was wicked hot in bed last night, and I'm getting more muscular, even though I've stopped working out, and I've got this amazing poker group...
FTFuture Ted
[interrupting the story] Actually, Barney did not need a win.
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