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S5 E11

House · Season 5, Episode 11

Whitney and House in “Joy To The World”

WWhitney

I'm a virgin, so is my fiancé.

House

I believe him.

WWhitney

Are there other ways I could get pregnant? Like... sitting on a toilet seat?

House

Absolutely. There would need to be a guy sitting between you and a toilet seat, but yes, absolutely. [Before walking out] I was doing so well...

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