Every minute that we refuse to love one another, another puppy cries another tear.
You're just mad because he's closer to a Nobel Prize than you are.
And yet I've nailed more Swedish babes. Crazy, crazy world.
It's not just the trip to Stockholm, you know. It comes with a cash prize.
Seriously? No wonder everybody is going after that peace thing.
He cures thousands of people every year, you cure what 30?
McDonalds makes a better hamburger than your mother because they make more?
Oh, I see, so you hate him because the lives he saves aren't as good as the lives you save?
Yep, that's the reason. Nobel invented dynamite, I won't accept his blood money.
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