My joints have been feeling all loose, and lately I've been feeling sick a lot. Maybe I'm over training; I'm doin' the marathon, like, ten miles a day, but I can't seem to lose any weight.
[while using an ultrasound] Lift up your arms.
You have a parasite.
Like a tapeworm or something?
Lie back and lift up your sweater.
You can put your arms down.
Can you do anything about it?
Only for about a month or so. After that it becomes illegal to remove, except in a couple of states.
Illegal?
Don't worry. Many women learn to embrace this parasite. They name it, dress it up in tiny clothes, arrange playdates with other parasites...
Playdates?
[shows the fetus to her] It has your eyes.
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