[about Dr. Terzi] I think she might be an idiot.
Who?
She can't be an idiot! She's in the CIA, for god's sake!
The Bay of Pigs was a daring triumph?
“Ugly” · Season 4, Episode 7
In this episode: Gregory House (4), James Wilson (3), Allison Cameron (1)
[About Dr. Terzi]
She's making me an idiot.
That's cute. You have a crush.
No, I think it's something systematic.
Thirteen's pretty. You're obviously okay with her.
She killed a patient.
The bitch is pretty.
The bitch is a bitch.
Ask her out.
The bitch? She's a bitch.
No, the one that's making you an idiot. It's the story of life. Boy meets girl. Boy gets stupid. Boy and girl live stupidly ever after.
[The movie crew is interviewing Cameron in the ER while she works on a patient]
DDirector
So, before you worked here in the ER you worked for House, right?
Three and a half years.
DDirector
Why did you leave?
EPER Patient
Hey, I - I don't want to be on TV. I'm not signing a release.
DDirector
We'll blur you out.
[to the patient] Take off your pants.
EPER Patient
[to the director] Will you be able to use any of this if I start swearing?
DDirector
Did House treat you as badly as he treats his current fellows?
Loaded question.
EPER Patient
Faaaarrrkk! [chuckles] That's not even a word. [giggles] Fork!
DDirector
[sarcastically] Very clever.
I learned how to be a doctor from House. Or, at least a doctor who learned how to be a doctor from House, if that makes any sense.
DDirector
And you left his team because... you couldn't stand him anymore?
[distracted] No, no, I - I love Dr. House.
DDirector
[surprised] Now that's something we haven't heard.
I mean, [slight pause] what did you ask me, again?
DDirector
Why you left.
[confused, stuttering] I - I loved being... around him. Professionally, you know he was always... stimulating [realising what she just said] - not in the erotic sense of the word!
EPER Patient
[giggling] Fork. They forked. And then they spooned.
Can I see that again?
And what did you miss? She screwed up, I....
No, just the part when she leans forward, I think you can see through her dress.
We can try and pretend we're above it or we can try and intellectualize it away, but ultimately, shiny, pretty, perky things are good, [pause] and ugly, misshapen teenage boys are repulsive.
DDirector
The question was, "Do you resent Dr. Cuddy's interference in your practice?"
Oh. Well then I guess my answer wasn't very helpful, was it?
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