Who is this man? Come on, take a shot! I'm not gonna fire you every time you give a wrong answer.
A2Applicant #23
Neville Chamberlain?
You're fired.
“The Right Stuff” · Season 4, Episode 2
In this episode: Gregory House (5)
As far as you're concerned, the patient is Osama bin Laden, and everyone not in this room is Delta Force. Any questions?
A1Applicant #11
We're protecting Osama bin Laden?
It's a metaphor. Get used to it.
A2Applicant #24
Aren't we going to discuss what caused the sudden appearance of burnt flesh? He [Applicant #6] brought charged paddles into an oxygenated room!
Well, you didn't stop him. Means either you thought it was a chance worth taking, making you a hypocrite, or you thought he'd fail, making you a cut-throat little pixie.
I fired you!
A6Applicant #6
[wearing his number upside down] No, you didn't.
A2Applicant #24
He fired you. You're number 6.
A6Applicant #6
No, I'm not. I'm number 9.
I approve of your shamelessness. You're still fired.
So tell me about the magic underwear.
A1Applicant #18
Is that why you're here?
I'm the big drinker, doing my part for science. The interesting question is why your religious beliefs are suddenly less important than her dreams.
A1Applicant #18
You're reversing your argument?
I know what I believe, I'm just not quite sure what you believe.
A1Applicant #18
Well, LDS doesn't try to dictate every detail of our lives. When a situation isn't clear, we're encouraged to make our own decisions.
But your judgement was to say "no". You used my judgement.
A1Applicant #18
You made a good argument.
Rational arguments don't usually work on religious people. Otherwise there would be no religious people.
A1Applicant #18
You're an atheist.
Only on Christmas and Easter, the rest of the time it doesn't really matter.
A1Applicant #18
Where's the fun in that? A finite un-mysterious universe-?
It's not about fun, it's about the truth.
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