“Histories” · Season 1, Episode 10
In this episode: Gregory House (5), James Wilson (2), Robert Chase (1)
You're reading a comic book.
And you're calling attention to your bosom by wearing a low-cut top.
[the student covers her chest with her clipboard]
Oh, I'm sorry, I thought we were having a state-the-obvious contest. I'm competitive by nature.
You really don't need to know everything about everybody.
I don't need to watch The O.C., but it makes me happy.
[House is snooping through Wilson's file to try finding out why Wilson is insisting on a homeless woman being treated]
You know, in some cultures, it's considered almost rude for one friend to spy on another. Of course, in Swedish, the word "friend" can also be translated as "limping twerp."
[House's pager starts beeping]
Did your pager really just go off, or are you ditching the conversation?
Why can't both be true?
You're joking.
Well, hard not to - nothing funnier than cancer.
Hey! He knows more homeless people than any of us! [to Foreman] Go check out the hood, dawg.
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