I came here yesterday, and I asked everyone to be open and honest, and the first time I heard any honesty last night was with your mother. Not easy, that, is it?
I, um, don't condone your behavior.
My behavior was what?
I just felt like you're the language that you use wasn't that of an English gentleman like I would expect.
I'm deeply sorry about that. What language did I use?
A lot of "F" words. I don't appreciate you using that language with my angel of a mother and my sister.
Could I just stop you there because you're over-exaggerating a little bit? Because I'm not gonna give you brownie points standing in front of your mother telling me how upset you are when you're laughing, giggling with me at the same time. You see it as it is, you have to call it as it is. I like the fact you're standing up, so it takes me to swear for you to step up and act like a man.
Please. You don't know shit.
Did you just curse? That's disgusting behavior, young man. If you want to have a little chat with me later, together, one-on-one, I'd love that, but stop being a hypocrite. You've just sworn in front of your mother.
That was a mistake and I apologize, Mom.