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S2 E8

Hotel Hell · Season 2, Episode 8

Gordon, Joel and others in “Murphys Hotel”

Gordon

So the walk in fridge, how often is that cleaned out?

Joel

Twice a week.

Gordon

Marked? Everything out? Come with me, all of you. Especially the owners.

Joel

Sounds good.

Gordon

Sounds good? Really? Fucking hell! (finds moldy tortillas in the fridge)

Joel

Oh wow man.

Gordon

Oh wow?! OH WOW?!

Brian

Fuck... (interview) Fucking moldy tortillas? There should not be fucking any moldy fucking food. It’s fucking horrible!

Gordon

(Finds a rotten potato) When was this made?

Joel

Last Saturday. Three days ago.

Gordon

Just smell it.

Joel

We need to toss it, I know that.

Gordon

(finds lasagna) And this, terrible! You should be fucking ashamed.

Joel

Okay.

Gordon

Okay?! No, it's not okay! (finds a bucket of sauce) What is that?

Joel

Tha...Black mold.

Gordon

What's it supposed to be?

Joel

Thai chili marinade.

Gordon

Thai chili marinade.

Joel

I don't know if it's been used in a while.

Kevin

(interview) The sauces were from a chef who had been there in 2006 or 7 or something.

Gordon

This is exactly the same way as you run this fucking hotel. You don't give a shit.

Brian

I give a shit. I give a shit.

Gordon

If this is your dream of running a hotel, then how about manning up and look like fucking owners?!

Brian

We are. This is fucking unacceptable and it's not going to happen anymore!

Gordon

Have you checked out because you should do the only thing?

Joel

No, I haven't.

Gordon

Say to these two, "Fuck it, I’m out!"

Joel

He has not checked out!

Gordon

Can you let him talk?!

Joel

I haven't checked out and obviously, I need to pay more attention and do better at my job.

Gordon

How any of you can run a fucking business? Do you ever see three CEO'S? Three fucking general managers? Three fucking executive chefs? Huh? IT'S LIKE DUMBER, DUMBER AND DUMBEST!! ARE YOU GUYS REALLY THE FUCKING OWNERS?!

Brian

True story.

Gordon

FUCK OFF!

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