I'm embarrassed. I'm amazed you're still open. There's no fucking standards in here.
I don't believe that there are no standards.
You've got a river running outside your patio with salmon in it and you're serving frozen salmon! Where's the standard then?
What we do is not shit.
You may be able to manipulate your mother. But you're not going to pull the wool over my eyes. Because you're playing at running a restaurant that's been given to you and you don't actually work for this. You grew up here so, "Hey mom, I want to be a restaurateur this week!" Without your mother in this lodge, you're fucked!
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