Gordon
Tell me about Phillip's management style.
Debbie
Well, when he's sober, I get along with him just fine. When he's drinking, I avoid him at all costs.
Gordon
Does he drink a lot on site?
Debbie
Yes. He does.
Gordon
On a scale from 1 to 10, how bad is he drinking now?
Debbie
A 10.
Gordon
A 10?
Debbie
This week, he was arrested.
Gordon
For what?
Debbie
DUI.
Gordon
You are. Fucking. Kidding me.
Debbie
I'm not kidding. [Shows Gordon the newspaper]
Gordon
Oh my God; Monticello Hotel owner jailed. Jailed?!
Debbie
He was kept overnight in jail.
Gordon
Bloody hell. Why would he not tell me that, when it just happened; hours ago?
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