[Gordon has found out that Robert has been giving away free complimentary rooms and food for his friends and that they aren't tipping his staff]
I have to tell you, the reason that I did that was that because I thought that they would at least tip my staff.
But they didn't tip your staff. Sorry to piss on your bonfire.
Well, then I will call my friends and I will tell them "Look, what happened?"
You haven't got the fucking balls to call your friends and ask them to leave a tip!
Yes I do.
Call them, then.
[Robert calls Dana on his phone]
And ask them, "I thought, at least out of generosity, you would have left a couple hundred dollars tip for the team."
Hello?
Dana.
Yes?
It's Robert. You stayed here recently, and, uh, I was under the impression that you and Greg left a tip. Did you leave a tip?
Well, I left the money with you.
No, no, no. But you said you were going to send additional tip.
I think my time's done here.
That was one of the things that I was hoping you had done.
If I didn't do what I was supposed to do, I'm very sorry, and...
[walks out of the RV in disgust] "I left the money with you."
Wait a minute, there's others to call too. Gordon...
Oh, dear!
Gordon has left. He thinks I'm stealing my staff's tips.
Unbelieveable. Joke!
[Calling Ari on the phone] Hey Ari, it's Robert. Did you tip the staff, because they're telling people that they haven't been tipped.
[Walking to his car] "I left the money with you."
Oh, so I need to do that. I... I somehow lost that.
Fucking idiot.
(interview) Gordon left thinking I'm a liar. I feel as if I... I'm at the end of my rope... and I'm going to lose everything. I'll have to start all over again if this doesn't work, and... [sobbing] It just doesn't seem I can do it any more! I know I can't do it!
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