John quotes from Hotel Hell

I want him to fall into a very deep pit... so he can’t get out.

Gordon

It can’t get any worse.

Yeah, it could get worse.

Gordon

You love being an entertainer. Don’t you dare tell me that that is hard when...

I don’t hate it.

Gordon

...this whole fucking thing was put together for your fantasy.

Well, that’s kinda what this night is. It is entertainment; we put on a show.

Gordon

You’re pretending to be Sherlock Holmes, and upstairs, we’re empty. You’re in the shit, financially. We’re in ruins. And if you put the same amount of effort into filling this place, just one room booked tonight would’ve made more profit than the whole Murder Mystery and all that work that went into it. I mean, this is insane! And you prance around like some fucking idiot while your wife is slaving away in the kitchen! Do you have any care in the world, apart from yourself?

When you get a psychology degree...

Gordon

Oh, when I get one. Okay.

...you come and tell me what’s wrong with me.

Gordon

Here we go.

You obviously think you’re a psychologist.

Gordon

Big denial again.

No, I’m not in denial; I just don’t know what you want!

Gordon

It’s only your own fucking stupidity to why we’re in the shit this far!

Well, that is probably true!

Gordon

So then man up and act responsible!

Okay. I’m done with that. (stands up to leave) I’m done with that interview. No, no, I’m done.

Gordon

Oh... Sherlock. Does that massage your ego a bit more?

(holds up his hand) No, just talk to my hand, you know, on your way out.

Gordon

“Talk to my hand”? Oh, what a fucking idiot.

Have a good night.

Gordon

You’re not ten years old! You need to grow up and stop running away from the truth! (John leaves through the hallway door) Fucking joke.

Fire away buddy.

Gordon

Are you having a laugh at your family's expense?

No.

Gordon

Big tall hat, big jacket and you can't boil a fucking egg.

You want a fried egg? You want French toast too? How about some pancakes?

Gordon

What the fuck are you doing? You don't care, do you?

I do care.

Gordon

You're a fucking joke.

(interview) Those are what we refer to as fighting words. Gutsy thing to do, especially in a kitchen full of sharp knives. (normal) It has never been a joke for me. Ever.

Gordon

"Come play at my school. I'm the head master!" You're acting like an absolute idiot.

No, but you’re in my house.

Gordon

That’s right, and I’m disgusted at your performance. Your big problem is you can’t handle the truth. You don’t like hearing it.

You don’t even know me. You know... squat!

Gordon

It’s a joke. Think about your wife! You’re into $1.1 million dollars of debt! You’re forcing her to live in Hell; she’s telling me that! And just think of the last 13 years, about what you’ve fucking done. And not to you, to everyone else standing behind you.

(interview) I'm tired of hearing that. I don't need it anymore. (Gordon leaves the kitchen) Screw it; I really don't care if he leaves.

Gordon

Fuck me.