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S1 E15Unfinished Business

GRGeorgia Rae Mahoney

Have we met?

No, but I once had the pleasure of shooting your brother.

Hey Gharty, whose house are you in? Frank here, has closed more cases than the two of you will in a lifetime.

This is his house? I'm a guest?

Hey pal, where you from?

SRScott Russell

[an obvious New Yorker] Baltimore.

Oh yeah?

SRScott Russell

Abso-freakin'-lutely. I love Baltimore. Eat crabs. Go, Orioles.

That's not how we say it.

It's 'Bawlmer,' hon. We lose the 't.'

SRScott Russell

Oh yeah, well lose this, pal.

You partnering with Lewis?

Yeah, just started. Two days.

So, you sleep together a few times, and as soon as he goes to the john, and leaves his pants behind, you're in his wallet, checking the receipts, seeing where he's been and what he's done. Either you trust a man or you don't.

I was thinking about puttin' out one of those bikini calendars, you know, Cops of Baltimore.

CCurtis

What happened?

You see the cops in Baltimore?

CCurtis

You're right. Munch in a thong would be a little hard on the eyes.

I told Lange I'd put our best detectives on it.

Don't try to back-door me with that "best" business, Frank. You ain't about compliments.

What is your name? Mr Lange, where are you at? Mr Lange, look at me.

LLange

The leaves on the sugar maple tree, when a storm is coming they'll turn over so the tree can take in the rain.

You all right?

Did you ever notice when a rain is coming leaves on a sugar maple will turn over? Learn something new every day.

The guy, he says to me "I'm okay."

What I'm saying is, this isn't Italy. When in Rome, do as the Romans do. When in Baltimore, do as I tell you to.

I'm just speaking my mind here, Frank. I can do that with you because you are a man.

Well, pretend I'm a woman. That way you can keep your thoughts to yourself.

[Lewis and Falsone check out a victim found hanging in a basement]

So it's a murder. Wow! A hanging murder.

A member of the Baltimore City Police Department, Homicide unit used the word 'Wow' on a crime scene?

You gotta admit it, Meldrick, it's a little different. I mean we get shootings and cuttings, cuttings and shootings, and every now and then some mope tries to pound someone to death with a baseball bat, but who goes to the trouble of trying to hang people nowadays?

[Dr. Cox comes onto the scene]

Wow!

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