Then why did you get into her car?
You wanted us to catch you?
NNewton
Well, like they say in nursing homes all over the country, "Bingo!"
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Get out of my blood!!!
So what would you do if someday your son comes home from school and says hey dad, meet Jason here, he's my new boyfriend, what would you do then?
I don't know Tim. I don't like to guess about my reaction to some hypothical situation, but I'd like to think that if two Homicide Detectives come to my door, unlike Zeke Lafeld's father, I would not be relieved my child is dead.
I'm not a homophobe.
Okay.
I'm not.
You don't hafta repeat yourself. I'm your partner. I believe every word you say.
See, the thing is, we the Murder Poh-leece and we have but one given and that is that everybody is a liar. Me? See, I rely on [taps heart] the most sensitive machine there is. See, it knows when somebody is lumpy and when somebody is tellin' the truth. And this [taps head]...this is smart enough to trust what this [taps heart] can detect.
And I broke the first rule of being a detective. I assumed that Zeke Lafeld was homosexual.
Well, it's what people do, Frank. It's human nature.
Yes, it is human nature to kill someone simply because their sexual orientation is different.
People get afraid. Threatened.
People? That's you and me, Tim. Grown-ups. Why is it that children don't care about such things?
As adults we get socialized. We learn to behave.
No, no, no. We learn to hate.
Iced tea keeps me in a summertime frame of mind.
If wallets were meant to be carried in the front pocket, they'dve been made that way.
They are.
Says who?
The info never gets around to you, does it?
Younger brother gave up older brother; variations on a theme.
If you were going to hide a body, where you bury it?
In a cemetery.
So, Mary's pregnant?
Oh, no. I didn't say that.
Frank is your partner and I'm a detective and you're a bad liar.
Don't tell me you're watching soap operas again.
It's what we have instead of a sex life, Munch. Leave us alone.
What about you? How come you're so mu-si-cal this morning?
Today's no different than any other day. I'm still the same miserable me.
No, no. You were singing.
Was I?
BPBayliss and Pembleton
Mmm-hmm.
I didn't realize.
If a murder is committed in Baltimore and no homicide detective takes the call, did that homicide actually occur?
You and Howard. I'm telling you. It's love. Start picking out your china patterns.
Whaddya got there Timmy? Something good? Percodan...Percocet, maybe?
They're muscle relaxants and you can't have any.
Nobody's willing to share their drugs anymore.
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