Tim and Fred in “Luck Be a Taylor Tonight”

Tim

You know, Charlie, she's gonna keep interrupting the game if you don't apologize.

Hey, never apologize. It's admitting you're wrong. I have never once apologized to any woman.

Tim

Freddie, how many times you been married?

Three.

Tim

Why do you suppose that is?

I can't find a woman who understands me.