Mark
What are we gonna make?
Jill
I'm gonna have your whole Scout troop make paper-bag masks.
Mark
Is that all? Billy's mom helped us make a real tepee.
Jill
She did?
Mark
Yeah, and she made us beef jerky out of raw meat.
Jill
Billy's mom is a Stepford wife. You're getting pizza and paper-bag masks.
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