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S1 E15Unfinished Business

I'd like to thank the two people who brought me here. That's Jude. A junior agent and a rock star at my agency. And God, with him, all things are possible.

Now do you see why I sold you so hard on LA? It's the land of opportunity.

Jude, you and I came into this with a plan. You need to trust it.

Just be careful. I risked a lot for you.

Relax. I got you.

Another Porsche?

Nope. This one's yours. I thought you'd like the color dark and tortured, just like you. I had a conversation with the agency, talked to the partners and made it official. My agent doesn't tool around town in a crap box.

Your agent?

Goodbye junior agent, hello my main number one guy.

I don't know what to say.

I’d never be here in LA, with the world at my feet, if it wasn’t for you. You still team Zero?

Abso-freaking-lutely!

Good. Now drive me to the arena you lazy bitch.

She took my reputation, all my sponsors.

I'll figure something out. I'll fix it.

This is beyond fixing. I've lost everything.

Listen to me. Listen to me! I was team Zero before and I’m team Zero now. We’re in this together. I would never leave you.

No, you wouldn’t. Never have. I don’t know what I would do without you, Jude.

Jude. You're gay!

What? I'm not gay!

You kissed me.

No, I didn't. Not like that. You were upset. I just

Kissed me on the mouth. Jude, it's cool. You were barking up the wrong tree but clearly barking.

I'm not barking up anything.

I gotta get on the plane. Jude, it's fine. You're gay. Be gay!

I'm not gay!

Hey, why are you sitting here? This is Insight Sports Network. It's #### magazine. You must be out there.

I’m knee deep in prostitutes. Getting naked and greased up isn't the image I should be going with right now. Everyone else seems to agree.

I don't care about everyone else. Business as usual is exactly the image you should be going with

He's getting in.

We've already set the shot.

Unset it!

We're kind of on a tight schedule.

You'd better get started then unless you want me to pull Derek.

All right guys. We’re switching the shot.

Excuse me!

Listen. Sorry I had to get pushy, just looking out for a client.

No, I thought it was cool. I think that you are cool. Like really cool.

Thanks. I gotta.

Hey, can I get your number?

I'm not, I'm not you know.

Ah. One of those. Okay. Well, just in case. I'm cool, too.

Why aren't you dressed? We have a Devil's party to get to. Everyone's gonna be there.

Not really in a party mood.

This isn’t about chips and dip, this is the first step to rebuilding. Before the public can rally behind you, you need to get back in good with the players. You have no friends in the locker room. You need them. I’m still your agent. You need to listen to me if we're going to fix this.

You seem antsier than usual. If I didn’t know any better I’d think you have your own reasons to get to this party.

I maybe told someone I’d be there.

Who?

Danny, the photographer’s assistant from the shoot.

I don't wanna go to some party if people are gonna be hissing me. Especially if Ahsha's gonna be there. She's the one that brought this whole thing on me to begin with.

That's an even bigger reason for you to go. For PR’s sake you have to forgive her, too. And going to this party will only help you.

Forget it!

You have anything else?

You look pretty, let’s go. While there’s still a party to go to.

I’m sure Danny, the photographer’s assistant, will be fine.

Sounds like you’re jealous.

Really Jude? What’s next, you’re gonna double dog dare me to go?

Do you not wanna go to the party or do you not want me to go to the party?

No one’s stopping you.

If I did kiss you on purpose in that car, and I'm not saying I did. It's not because I was crazy. It's not because I was going off nothing. Fine. You know what? Have your way. Danny's waiting.

You don’t even know the guy.

I'm about to.

So, that’s it?

You seemed pretty satisfied a minute ago.

What are we doing?

Having a good time.

You’ve done this? Had a good time with a guy before?

I’ve been with men, and women. And men and women. It's not deep, Jude. Because I don't make it deep. I don't do relationships.

That's funny 'cause it seemed the minute you met Jelena, you were trying to lock her down.

That was all part of the plan.

Falling for her wasn't. It makes me wonder if you’re only here with me because you can’t be with her.

And that's why I don't do relationships. I can't deal with conversation like this.The only thing that matters right now is busting open the rift between Derek and Terrence. We can keep having fun... or not. Up to you.

Unless you’re seeing someone?

Actually I am seeing someone, but they won't care. They don't seem to be the, uh, possessive type.

You said they twice. You're playing the pronoun game. My brother played the pronoun game, wound up married to a gay biker in Providence. You’re loving on a guy.

He’s not a biker in Providence, but yeah… it's a guy.

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