Highlander: The Series · Season 3
Joe, I want you to meet Amanda. Amanda... Joe Dawson.
Joe The Amanda..? You know, I've heard an awful lot about you.
I'll bet you have. I hear you're one of those guys who likes to watch.
It's clinical. For history. We don't get involved.
Well, tell me... Do you watch us do... everything?
Only the things I can't get arrested for.
[to MacLeod] I like this guy.
I've lived a long time, Joe. What goes around comes around.
You really believe that's true?
I believe it should be.
[to Thorne] Murdering a priest is an interesting way to find religion.
I need you to help me break into the museum.
You want me to WHAT?! I knew you were up to something. For three hundred years you've been telling me to go legit. Now that I'm straight, you want me to steal.
You hate your job.
That's not the point.
In a good cause.
Don't you look at me like that. No, I'm retired. You wouldn't ask an alcoholic to take a drink for a good cause.
You can't kill him with that, Joe.
I know, but I can sure as hell slow him down until I can.
You won't get close enough to use it. Let me do this... For both of us.
Did you know he could do that?
No. [with irony] You know, It's funny. The man knows more about me than anyone else alive, yet I hardly know anything about him..
God, to sing like that...he must have had a helluva life.
Probably...
You want to ask him about it?
No... when he's ready, he'll tell me.
Whoa, hold up, time out! That was the morgue. I was in the morgue!
Keep your voice down.
Why?
Because we are sneaking out of here!
No, I mean, why was I in there?
Don't worry, you're not dead.
Oh, gee, thanks. That explains it.
You mean I'm never going to turn nineteen?
But you might get to see a thousand.
You do know I've always had a thing for you. Since the first time I laid eyes on you.
You were eleven years old!
I matured early.
Oh, so is that what you guys do? Run around chopping each other's heads off?
Until there's only one of us left alive.
I don't think so.
Michelle, I'm not your father and this isn't a fairy tale! Now you either learn the Game, or you die.
You know, Duncan, you really have a gift for taking the fun out of eternal life.
It'll get better.
I sure hope so.
No, I mean your... outlook.
Oops. Almost slipped. You were gonna say "attitude".
You know what, Duncan? That is "Dad speak". And you're pretty lousy at that too.
This doesn't make any sense, Richie, he's supposed to be getting married.
Not unless it's a shotgun wedding. I'm telling you, Mac, she didn't want anything to do with him.
Mac, you don't understand, one minute the guy was there, and the next, boom, he's trying to take my head. And he wasn't kidding around. I mean, that girl came in, and he just freaked. He totally lost it. Now what the hell is this all about?
We were happy. Everything seemed so perfect. Then one day I came home and he said "Honey, come here, I have something to show you." And then he took a knife, and he .... [she can't say it]
Then he healed.
He said I had to know... and I wish he'd never told me.
He loves you. He had to tell you.
Mr. MacLeod, I have a picture of how I want my life to be. Kids, grandkids... a family. It may sound stupid, but it's what I see.
So you called it off.
But he won't let me. And he won't leave me alone. He nearly beat a guy to death just for talking to me.
This is ridiculous. I'm calling the police.
Anne, don't.
It is the only way, Duncan. You think talking is going to stop this guy? If you think that, spend a Saturday night in the emergency ward with me. These guys do not stop until someone's dead.
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