Wayne quotes from Higglytown Heroes

I can't wear pink, with ribbons.

Well, I want to wear pink, not green.

Wayne

This jacket is itchy.

[shivering and freezing] Um… I'm kind of cold.

Nice try, Higgly kids. But I don't think this is gonna work now.

Wayne

Oh. How will we ever get bigger clothes?

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Ooh. It's raining marshmallows!

[Two marshmallows land on Wayne's glasses]

Wayne, you got marshmallow on your glasses.

Wayne

Uh, I can't see. Everything looks like it's covered in marshmallows.

[takes Wayne's glasses off his eyes] Maybe I can wipe your glasses off with my shirt.

No. We can take them inside and wash them off.

Wayne

Wait! I only clean them with my special cleaning cloth. [runs into Eubie and Kip, and accidentally breaks his glasses]

EKEubie and Kip

Uh-oh!

Wayne

What happened?

Oh, no! Wayne! Your glasses are broken!

Wayne

Broken?! I can't wear my glasses if they're broken! And if I can't wear my glasses, I can't see clearly! [in his POV, his vision is all blurry] It looks… blurry. Like I'm opening my eyes underwater. If everything is blurry, then I'm not gonna be able to see the shooting stars! What am I gonna do?

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Wayne

[curiously] Gee, Mom. Don't we even get a hint where we're going?

PPlunkie

No. I told you-- it's a surprise. You'll see when we get there.

Can anyone guess where we're going?

Oh, I hope we're going to the pink puppy poodle palace so we can see all the pink poodles.

PPlunkie

You don't have to guess anymore, kids. We're here! [they arrive at an artist's house] This is where my friend Nikki lives. She's an artist, and she's gonna give you art lessons.

Art lessons?

KKids

Cool!

[A moment later, they stand in front of the front door as Nikki, a blind artist, answers]

NNikki

Wow. You're right on time! Hey there, future artists. I'm Nikki.

KKids

Hi, Nikki.

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Wow, Twinkle. You're going to be great at your recital.

So a recital is when you perform in front of a lot of people?

That's right, Eubie.

I wish you could all come, but this recital is only for family members, like my mom and Wayne.

Wayne

Yeah. I can't wait to go.

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PPlunkie

[reminding Wayne] Remember that tonight is a special night for Twinkle. I want you to look your best. So once you put on your good clothes, be careful to keep them nice and clean.

Wayne

Don't worry, Mom. I will.

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Wayne

[horrified when he accidentally rips his pants] Oh, no! I've ripped my good pants! [sadly] Mom said I have to look nice in my good clothes if I want to go to Twinkle's recital. What am I gonna do? [starts singing his Ripped Pants Blues song] ♪ When I woke up this morning, the sun was in the sky

When I looked in the mirror,

I sure was lookin' fine!

It was the day of the recital: my sister's ballet debut

I'll never see her dance now 'cause of the ripped pants, can't go blues

My mom said, "Be careful." She said, "Stay nice and clean."

When she sees what I've done here, she's gonna turn a sickly green!

My best pants are in tatters, and my shirt is dirty too!

I'm gonna miss the ballet 'cause of the ripped pants, can't go blues

I tried to be careful, I just made one mistake

The rest of the family's going, but I'm gonna miss Swan Lake

Now my whole life is ruined, and my heart is broken too

I'm gonna miss the ballet 'cause of the ripped pants… can't go blues

Yeah… ♪

[remorsefully after the song ends] That's the saddest song I've ever heard.

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Wayne

What are we gonna do?! [a thumping noise is heard again, everyone screams in terror]

If only there was someone special to help us!

Wayne

[pops up then sings] Someone special, who could it be?

[singing] This job’s too big for you and me!

We need some help!

But never fear-o!

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[The Higgly kids, Aunt Mellie and Uncle Zooter, and Jax are riding an express train heading to Higgly Biggly City]

Goodness gumballs! You kids sure are excited about this trip to Higgly Biggly City.

Of course! Higgly Biggly City is the only place you can see Happy, Hairy, Higgly Monsters Live!

Thanks for taking us, Aunt Mellie and Uncle Zooter.

MAunt Mellie

Of course, Eubie.

ZUncle Zooter

It's our pleasure.

JJax

It sure was great to visit you guys in Higglytown, but now I can't wait for you all to see my home city.

And I can't wait to see Happy, Hairy, Higgly Monsters Live.

Wayne

Me, too. It's supposed to be the best show on Higglyway, and it has all the Happy, Hairy, Higgly Monsters!

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It’s the Happy Hairy Higgly Monsters!

AAlan

Hi, kids! You here to see the show?

Wayne

You better believe it!

AAlan

So come on! Let’s go!

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Can you take a bride and groom to a fancy ballroom?

TDTaxi Driver Hero

I'd love to!

Wayne

Or drive a bobcat to a laundromat?

TDTaxi Driver Hero

If he's got the fare.

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What’s that?

Everyone’s already run for cover.

Aw pickles. [runs for cover with the others]

Wayne

Why did it have to rain? How can we have our circus in the rain?

LUncle Lemmo

Don’t worry, Wayne. I think it’s just a little shower. Look! The rain’s lighten up already. [the Higgly Kids look at the rain lighting up]

Well, what are we waiting for? Let’s get back to the Fricky Frack Funhouse circus! Let’s go, let’s go, let’s go! [a storm clap is heard] Or maybe we could wait a little longer. [a thunder clap hits Fricky Frack Funhouse setting it on fire]

Oh no! Look! Fricky Frack Funhouse is on fire! [zooms to Fricky Frack Funhouse on fire]

LUncle Lemmo

This is terrible! We can’t let Fricky Frack Funhouse burnt down!

Wayne

Can somebody do something?!

We really need the help of someone special right away!

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Chocolate on chocolate? Way to go, Wayne.

Wayne

But you haven't seen my secret ingredient. I call it, my "Choco-toast-tastic ice cream sandwich sundae."

Nice going, Eubie. I hope it tastes as good as it looks.

My secret ingredient: lucky 4-leaf clover cookie for good luck.

Ha! That's one nutty sundae, Fran.

Oh, the nuttier the better, I always say.

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Wayne

[witnessing a gigantic rainbow lollipop] Wow! That's a really big lollipop!

CCCandy Cart Owner

A gargantuan giant lollipop is what I call it.

Wayne

It's got so many colors.

CCCandy Cart Owner

Every color of the rainbow, and each one's a different flavor on the tongue. Green is sublimely lime. Red is raucous raspberry. Blue is…

Catch it!

I got it! I got it!

Excuse me.

Wayne

The blue is blueberry?

CCCandy Cart Owner

Burstin' blueberry. That swirl of yellow is lipsmackin' lemon, and the purple is…

Wayne

Grape-jelly grape. Those are all my favorite flavors.

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My, oh, my, that's one colorful idea there, Twinkle. But the thing is, Higglytown's kinda low on Leprechauns this time of year, don't ya know?

[disappointed] Aw…pickles.

Wayne

This is terrible. If I can't find a way to get this lollipop out of my hair, it's gonna be stuck on my head forever. What am I gonna do?!

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I wonder where Fran is. She said she was gonna meet us here.

Wayne

Yeah. Where could she be?

[hopping towards the kids, wearing a frog hat] Ribbit. Ribbit. Ribbit. Don't ya know?

Fran, why are you wearing that hat?

Oh, my wiggly whiskers. You kids didn't forget, did you?

Wayne

Forget what?

Why, it's Higgly Frog Day!

Higgly Frog Day?

[remembers] Oh, yeah! I remember! Lots of higgly frogs live in Higgly Swamp. But during the winter, it gets too cold for that. So every winter, the higgly frogs hop south where it's nice and warm.

But after winter is over, the higgly frogs return to their homes in Higgly Swamp on this very same day every year.

And they hop right through Higglytown on their way to the swamp.

That's right. So every year, Higglytown holds a big celebration in the town square to welcome the higgly frogs as they pass through Higglytown on their way to their swampy homes.

Well, let's get to the town square. Let's go, let's go, let's go!