Fran quotes from Higglytown Heroes

Twinkle

That's prettier than a unicorn dressed up like a princess. Oh, I love a breezy breeze.

Whoa!

Wayne

Whoopsie.

Fran

Oh, no!

Whoa!

Wayne

Stop that barrel!

Fran

[sadly] My barrel's broken, and all my acorns all gone. Acorn day is runied. I need a time out.

Fran

It’s when all the ghosts and goblins and monsters come out for spooky fun. [cuts to the kids]

Wayne

There aren’t really any monsters, are there, Fran?

Fran

Oh, don’t worry, Wayne. There’s no such thing as… [cuts to Uncle Lemmo opening the door with a Jack-o’-lantern to scare the kids] MONSTERS!!!!!!!

Uncle Lemmo?! [move to Uncle Lemmo after he was revealed, cuts to the kids moving to t have a conversation with Uncle Lemmo]

Oh, kids! You nearly startled me right outta my pants.

We thought you were a pumpkin monster!

Nope, just being my Jack'o'lantern. Ugh, looks like I'm gonna have to carve a new one now. [scene wipes to Uncle Lemmo carving another Jack'o'Lantern]

Twinkle

Why do we make Jack o lanterns on Halloween, anyway?

Do you kids mean to tell me that you’ve never heard the story of the first Jack’o’Lantern?

Nuh-uh!

Kip

Tell us!

Twinkle

Please tell us, Uncle Lemmo!

It all started in Higglytown a long, long time ago.

[meows]

Every year in Higglytown had a big Halloween Party.

[as Plunkie departures him] Ugh!

[sniffs, then pinches her nose] Eew… [walks away from Jake the archer and Albert the vampire]

Now- back then, they were five friends. And just like everyone else in Higglytown, these friends couldn’t wait for Halloween!

Kip

I’m a robot!

Twinkle

A princess.

A walrus!

Fran

A bat!

Wayne

An Alien-Clown-Cowboy, imagine that!

Of course I can, I’m a scary monster, and scary monsters are very mean! [shakes Fran the bat]

Fran

Oh, well, I suppose you’re right about that!

[takes Fran the bat to his Pumpkin Castle] Bwaaaah!

Fran

There's just one problem.

Twinkle

What is that?

Fran

The Pumpkin Monster is STANDING RIGHT BEHIND YOU!!!!!!

AAAH!!!!!!!

So, you thought you could come and rescue Fran the bat? Hahaha.

Fran

Oh my goodness gracious!

Is it thunder? Is it a monster?

Wayne

Don't answer. I don't want to know!

Oh, it's nothing to be afraid of.

Fran

It's just a flat tire.

[hops out of the car and inspects the tire] Oh!

Twinkle

Mom, does this mean we're not going to the beach?

Kip

I can't wear pink, with ribbons.

Twinkle

Well, I want to wear pink, not green.

Wayne

This jacket is itchy.

[shivering and freezing] Um… I'm kind of cold.

Fran

Nice try, Higgly kids. But I don't think this is gonna work now.

Wayne

Oh. How will we ever get bigger clothes?

Fran

Oh, that's a mighty fine idea, Twinkle. Yes, sir, but I'm afraid that lenses made of ice would just melt.

Twinkle

Aw, pickles. [snaps fingers in disappointment]

Wayne

[curiously] Gee, Mom. Don't we even get a hint where we're going?

No. I told you-- it's a surprise. You'll see when we get there.

Fran

Can anyone guess where we're going?

Twinkle

Oh, I hope we're going to the pink puppy poodle palace so we can see all the pink poodles.

You don't have to guess anymore, kids. We're here! [they arrive at an artist's house] This is where my friend Nikki lives. She's an artist, and she's gonna give you art lessons.

Twinkle

Art lessons?

Cool!

Wow. You're right on time! Hey there, future artists. I'm Nikki.

Hi, Nikki.

Kip

Wow, Twinkle. You're going to be great at your recital.

So a recital is when you perform in front of a lot of people?

Fran

That's right, Eubie.

Twinkle

I wish you could all come, but this recital is only for family members, like my mom and Wayne.

Wayne

Yeah. I can't wait to go.

Wayne

What are we gonna do?! [a thumping noise is heard again, everyone screams in terror]

If only there was someone special to help us!

Wayne

[pops up then sings] Someone special, who could it be?

Twinkle

[singing] This job’s too big for you and me!

Fran

We need some help!

Kip

But never fear-o!

Fran

Goodness gumballs! You kids sure are excited about this trip to Higgly Biggly City.

Twinkle

Of course! Higgly Biggly City is the only place you can see Happy, Hairy, Higgly Monsters Live!

Thanks for taking us, Aunt Mellie and Uncle Zooter.

Of course, Eubie.

It's our pleasure.

It sure was great to visit you guys in Higglytown, but now I can't wait for you all to see my home city.

Kip

And I can't wait to see Happy, Hairy, Higgly Monsters Live.

Wayne

Me, too. It's supposed to be the best show on Higglyway, and it has all the Happy, Hairy, Higgly Monsters!

Twinkle

What’s that?

Fran

Everyone’s already run for cover.

Twinkle

Aw pickles. [runs for cover with the others]

Wayne

Why did it have to rain? How can we have our circus in the rain?

Don’t worry, Wayne. I think it’s just a little shower. Look! The rain’s lighten up already. [the Higgly Kids look at the rain lighting up]

Kip

Well, what are we waiting for? Let’s get back to the Fricky Frack Funhouse circus! Let’s go, let’s go, let’s go! [a storm clap is heard] Or maybe we could wait a little longer. [a thunder clap hits Fricky Frack Funhouse setting it on fire]

Twinkle

Oh no! Look! Fricky Frack Funhouse is on fire! [zooms to Fricky Frack Funhouse on fire]

This is terrible! We can’t let Fricky Frack Funhouse burnt down!

Wayne

Can somebody do something?!

We really need the help of someone special right away!

Kip

Chocolate on chocolate? Way to go, Wayne.

Wayne

But you haven't seen my secret ingredient. I call it, my "Choco-toast-tastic ice cream sandwich sundae."

Kip

Nice going, Eubie. I hope it tastes as good as it looks.

My secret ingredient: lucky 4-leaf clover cookie for good luck.

Kip

Ha! That's one nutty sundae, Fran.

Fran

Oh, the nuttier the better, I always say.

Fran

Kip, I don’t think the ice cream’s the problem. I think the problem is your tooth.

Kip

My tooth? How can I fix it?

Fran

Well-