Kip quotes from Higglytown Heroes

[goes over the phone and answers it] Hello?

I wonder who's calling.

Kip

With a phone call, it could be anybody.

Wayne

I hope it's not my mom calling because she found those brussel sprouts in the umbrella stand.

I'm sure there is a perfectly reasonable explanation, Bitty. I just don't know what it is.

Fran

It’s when all the ghosts and goblins and monsters come out for spooky fun. [cuts to the kids]

Wayne

There aren’t really any monsters, are there, Fran?

Fran

Oh, don’t worry, Wayne. There’s no such thing as… [cuts to Uncle Lemmo opening the door with a Jack-o’-lantern to scare the kids] MONSTERS!!!!!!!

Uncle Lemmo?! [move to Uncle Lemmo after he was revealed, cuts to the kids moving to t have a conversation with Uncle Lemmo]

Oh, kids! You nearly startled me right outta my pants.

We thought you were a pumpkin monster!

Nope, just being my Jack'o'lantern. Ugh, looks like I'm gonna have to carve a new one now. [scene wipes to Uncle Lemmo carving another Jack'o'Lantern]

Twinkle

Why do we make Jack o lanterns on Halloween, anyway?

Do you kids mean to tell me that you’ve never heard the story of the first Jack’o’Lantern?

Nuh-uh!

Kip

Tell us!

Twinkle

Please tell us, Uncle Lemmo!

It all started in Higglytown a long, long time ago.

[meows]

Every year in Higglytown had a big Halloween Party.

[as Plunkie departures him] Ugh!

[sniffs, then pinches her nose] Eew… [walks away from Jake the archer and Albert the vampire]

Now- back then, they were five friends. And just like everyone else in Higglytown, these friends couldn’t wait for Halloween!

Kip

I’m a robot!

Twinkle

A princess.

A walrus!

Fran

A bat!

Wayne

An Alien-Clown-Cowboy, imagine that!

Fran

There's just one problem.

Twinkle

What is that?

Fran

The Pumpkin Monster is STANDING RIGHT BEHIND YOU!!!!!!

AAAH!!!!!!!

So, you thought you could come and rescue Fran the bat? Hahaha.

Where did I put that key? [pulls out the umbrella] No that's not it. [throws the umbrella away. Next: the Pumpkin Monster pulls out a seat] Oh no. That's a chair. [throws a seat away. Next: the Pumpkin Monster pulls out a French Horn then he plays lively jazz music with the French Horn then throws the French Horn away.] Nope. [pulls out the key, which is correct] Aha!

We’e on our way, Fran!

Kip

I’ve got the key, Fran!

Fripp

My hot dog cart is gone!

Kip

It was here just a minute ago.

Wayne

Where could it be?

Twinkle

It’s coming from the park zoo.

Kip

Let’s go!

Hey, that's not a hot dog cart!

Wayne

Yeah, that's a seal.

Kip

Wow, are you a Higglytown Hero?

Sure. But you know else is a Higglytown Hero? Our police dog, Jiffy.

Kip

I can't wear pink, with ribbons.

Twinkle

Well, I want to wear pink, not green.

Wayne

This jacket is itchy.

[shivering and freezing] Um… I'm kind of cold.

Fran

Nice try, Higgly kids. But I don't think this is gonna work now.

Wayne

Oh. How will we ever get bigger clothes?

Twinkle

Ooh. It's raining marshmallows!

Kip

Wayne, you got marshmallow on your glasses.

Wayne

Uh, I can't see. Everything looks like it's covered in marshmallows.

[takes Wayne's glasses off his eyes] Maybe I can wipe your glasses off with my shirt.

Kip

No. We can take them inside and wash them off.

Wayne

Wait! I only clean them with my special cleaning cloth. [runs into Eubie and Kip, and accidentally breaks his glasses]

Uh-oh!

Wayne

What happened?

Twinkle

Oh, no! Wayne! Your glasses are broken!

Wayne

Broken?! I can't wear my glasses if they're broken! And if I can't wear my glasses, I can't see clearly! [in his POV, his vision is all blurry] It looks… blurry. Like I'm opening my eyes underwater. If everything is blurry, then I'm not gonna be able to see the shooting stars! What am I gonna do?

Kip

Wow, Twinkle. You're going to be great at your recital.

So a recital is when you perform in front of a lot of people?

Fran

That's right, Eubie.

Twinkle

I wish you could all come, but this recital is only for family members, like my mom and Wayne.

Wayne

Yeah. I can't wait to go.

Wayne

What are we gonna do?! [a thumping noise is heard again, everyone screams in terror]

If only there was someone special to help us!

Wayne

[pops up then sings] Someone special, who could it be?

Twinkle

[singing] This job’s too big for you and me!

Fran

We need some help!

Kip

But never fear-o!

Fran

Goodness gumballs! You kids sure are excited about this trip to Higgly Biggly City.

Twinkle

Of course! Higgly Biggly City is the only place you can see Happy, Hairy, Higgly Monsters Live!

Thanks for taking us, Aunt Mellie and Uncle Zooter.

Of course, Eubie.

It's our pleasure.

It sure was great to visit you guys in Higglytown, but now I can't wait for you all to see my home city.

Kip

And I can't wait to see Happy, Hairy, Higgly Monsters Live.

Wayne

Me, too. It's supposed to be the best show on Higglyway, and it has all the Happy, Hairy, Higgly Monsters!

Kip

It’s the Happy Hairy Higgly Monsters!

Hi, kids! You here to see the show?

Wayne

You better believe it!

So come on! Let’s go!

Twinkle

What’s that?

Fran

Everyone’s already run for cover.

Twinkle

Aw pickles. [runs for cover with the others]

Wayne

Why did it have to rain? How can we have our circus in the rain?

Don’t worry, Wayne. I think it’s just a little shower. Look! The rain’s lighten up already. [the Higgly Kids look at the rain lighting up]

Kip

Well, what are we waiting for? Let’s get back to the Fricky Frack Funhouse circus! Let’s go, let’s go, let’s go! [a storm clap is heard] Or maybe we could wait a little longer. [a thunder clap hits Fricky Frack Funhouse setting it on fire]

Twinkle

Oh no! Look! Fricky Frack Funhouse is on fire! [zooms to Fricky Frack Funhouse on fire]

This is terrible! We can’t let Fricky Frack Funhouse burnt down!

Wayne

Can somebody do something?!

We really need the help of someone special right away!