Yumi Yoshimura quotes from Hi Hi Puffy AmiYumi

Kaz

How do these Americans do it? I feel like a blimp.

Yumi

I feel like a loser.

Ami

Looks like Kaz accidentally locked us out again.

Yumi

Well, I guess we'll just have to accidentally wake him up. Hey, Kaz! Open up!

Kaz

Ah. Sorry, girls. I can't let you in. Uh, by the way, how did the show go?

Ami

Whoa. Back up. What do you mean you can't let us in? We live here.

Kaz

Used to live here. Rent was due on the first and you girls never paid up. So I had no choice but to evict you.

Yumi

Have you been eating paste? It's us, Ami and Yumi! Since when do we pay rent?

Kaz

Since I came up with the brilliant idea yesterday. Heh. That reminds me. Gimme a call if you know anyone looking for a place. Sayonara!

Yumi

Kaz, you better let us in!

Yumi

Forget it. It's too hard to look cool standing on a giant tongue depressor.

Ami

(crying) But, Yumi, how am I gonna meet tall frosties if I'm beached and they're all catching the tasty wave action? It's not fair!

Yumi

(sighs) Fine. I'll do it.

Ami

Totally rad.

Yumi

Okay now stop talking like that.

Ami

Trust me, Yumi, you're gonna love surfing. And who knows? Maybe we'll even score some cute dates.

Yumi

The only date I'm interested in is the one with that All-U-Can Eat Luau Bar. So let's make this snappy, okay?

Yumi

Great. What are we gonna do now?

Ami

Simple, we'll just paddle back to shore.

Yumi

Nothing to drink, nothing to eat. We're doomed down here!

Ami

It's okay, Yumi. We can just drink all of this incredible wonderfully creamy milk. [drinks saltwater from the ocean]

Yumi

[grabs Ami] Ami, what are you doing? That’s not milk, it’s nasty salt water!

Ami

Don't be silly. Of course it’s milk. Why else would those pretty flying unicorns be drinking it?

Ami

No more sushi.

Yumi

Never again.

Ami

Gosh, Yumi. I sure learned something today. How about you?

Yumi

No doubt. Stay away from discount sushi.

Ami

It can be hazardous to your health.

Yumi

Not to mention the health of our cheapskate manager! And that's a lesson that rocks.

Kaz

Girls, I have two big surprises for you.

Ami

You bought me a pink pony?

Yumi

You finally decided to transplant your back hair on top of your head?

Kaz

[happy] No. [angry] And no.

You’re out of tune!

Yumi

My sources say wrong, fishface!

Yumi

I set your alarm clock back five seconds! Gee. I thought you’d be angry.

Ami

I am angry! Fix it now!

Intruder neutralized, Yumi-san.

Yumi

But I am Yumi-san.

System conflict. The creator told me to neutralize anyone who'd entered her room, but the creator entered her room, but the creator told me not to neutralize her, but, but, but, but, but, but-

Yumi

Don't used record stores rock, Ami? All of our idols under one roof. [Ami starts crying] Uh-oh!, What's the matter?

Ami

Someone didn't want these CDs anymore. So now they're just sitting around in a used music store. Will our music be here someday? Forgotten and gathering dust? [cries]

Yumi

[sarcastically] Alright Boy, are you fun to shop around with.

Yumi

Woo, I am so afraid.

Ami

I'm shaking in my go-go boots.

Kaz

Not yet. But you will be.

Ami

You know, this is a pretty big place. We could come back to look for Kaz tomorrow, when the Sun's up.

Yumi

Sure, and we could get some friends to help us like the army or the navy or the Teen Ti- [the Phantom of Rock has an evil laugh]

Yumi

Come on, Ami. It's not so bad.

Ami

Not so bad? I'M RUINED!

Yumi

Oh, this is all my fault. If I hadn't bumped into you...

Ami

I wouldn't be RUINED!

Ami

Let's beat him up, take the paper, and eat his bike!

Yumi

Or… we could just ask him for the paper.

Ami

LET'S JUST ASK HIM FOR THE PAPER!

Yumi

Stress is so not pretty.

Ami

Yumi?!

Yumi

What is wrong with you?

Ami

What's wrong with you? You're smiling!