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Hey Arnold! Season 1 quotes

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S1 E15Unfinished Business

PMPigeon Man

Remember, Arnold, always wash your berries before you eat them. And fly towards the sun.

To change the grades... or not to change the grades... that is the question....

Stuck in her shadow, sweet revenge... stuck, revenge.... no contest Helga decides to redo Olga's grades

[after getting a B plus] I can't believe. I— I've never even gotten an A-minus!

Well, you know what they say. The older you get, the brain cells are the first to go.

I don't know, Helga. I've always wanted to have a brother or a sister. I always thought those relationships were kinda special.

Yeah, well, what do you know? Olga is evil. She's a pompous, overbearing, arrogant witch. Only this time, I've got her beat.

Okay. Forget I mentioned it.

[on Arnold's advice] If only I could be that kind... but I'm not, so that's that.

[on her parents' concern for Olga] Even when she's out of the way, she still ruins everything for me. Helga slams door on Olga Ah, much better.

[after telling the truth, and now it's back to the parents praising Olga and punishing Helga] Everything's back to normal, bucko.

You must think I'm pretty lucky, all the attention I get from Mom and Dad. I have to be perfect all the time and perform like some kind of wind-up doll. I get really sick of it. You're lucky that they don't even notice you.

Thanks.

Hey, what are sisters for?

I don't know.

[to Abner at night] Y’know boy, you’re more fun than a hundred dogs put together.

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