Arnold, Parrot and others in “Unfinished Business”

And he knows my name, and he keeps reciting this bizarre poetry.

Why must I hold you only whilst I'd dream?

Grandpa Phil

Well, he must belong to somebody, Arnold. They don't grow wild in these parts.

I know, but it looked kind of scared when I found it. Like, maybe it ran away from home? Could I keep it?

Grandpa Phil

Sure, why not, Short Man, but if the Real Owner comes to the door asking for his pet back, you know what you have to do.

I know, Grandpa. Give the bird back to his owner.

Grandpa Phil

What, are you crazy? No. You have to lie and tell them you don't know what they're talking about. Understand? Come on, let's get in The Packard and go to the Pet Store. We'll get bird seed and some of those bad-tasting biscuits.