Why are you ignoring me?! What point is it to try to see the box of tomatoes fairy’s guts?!?!
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*struggle grunts* Something is caught in here…!!!
Wah! I’m so sorry; you were right! I am not a box of tomatoes fairies at all! It was all lies! Lies!!! LIES!!!! Please don’t shoot me; I’m too young to die, and what if I don’t die but am just mortally wounded and forced to lie there in misery in a pool of my own blood?! Please I’ll do anything! Well, I mean within reason… I DON’T WANT TO DIEEEEEEE!!!!!!
I mean seriously, I’m a virgin! Where do you think they get Virgin Olive Oil? The point is you don’t want to shoot the virgin! We’re pathetic enough as it is!!! I apologize for the lying, and the boxing, and really I’m a good Italy! I swear! You’re Germany, right?!
Geez… is this the guy I’m supposed to be fighting? I heard mein Feind is the descendant of the great Rome, but…
I have relatives in Berlin!
Ugh… there’s no way this whining little brat could be the same enemy… I wonder who he really is… Let me ask you a question. You wouldn’t by any chance be related to the great Rome, would you?
Wait, you’re telling me you know Grandpa Rome? What a fantastico turn of events! Especially for this poor pizza and pasta lover! You had me completely fooled! I thought you were really mean and scary! So we can be friends, ok?
What kind of joke is this? Ah! Mein Gott this is a trap! He’s pretending to be harmless in an attempt to catch me off guard! Sneaky bastard!!
Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah……. *whine cry whine*
At that moment, I never imagined the extent to which this encounter would change my fate. Although I don’t believe in such things.
Italy [singing a song about Germany] Germany! Germany! Germany is a really, really nice place. Even though your prisoner you give me food, and it doesn't suck like English food. Sausages with cheeses always taste so good. It'd be heaven for a dog. Yeah that's Germany. Tell me, how is it you Germans are so robust. You're crushing me with your intimidation. My fragility causes me to openly weep out of fear. Your women terrify me. Is it the normal to drink a barrel of beer and then bust it on somebody's head? Please don't come to my place in large mobs; German tourists are scary. Even the girls that are from Germany are more rugged than I am. Yahoo!~
Italy [pops up as Germany is busy making cuckoo clocks to settle a debt towards France] Germany! Help me find a job. My family has become extremely poor. [is promptly kicked out]
Germany Don't come bothering me about a job! I can't do anything except work all day to pay back France!
こんにちは (Konnichiwa). I am Japan. I enjoy sensing the mood and refraining from speaking.
It’s true! Ok, so I brought someone who will be our new ally!
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