I couldn’t possibly show a strange man my loin cloth! I am begging you to put some clothes on! I consider your deviant need to sleep in bed completely nude already!
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Hm? Hey, Japan! Can I wash your back?
…No. It’s clean.
Und when your commander approaches?
I’ll salute him! Then ignore him, sing, eat, and go to bed like an Italian!
*sigh*
I only want you to salute!
何… (Nani) Your strange western ways are confusing…
Right… well, don’t do what Italy does, ja?
You’ll be ok! How ‘bout a nice massage?
Please… stop touching me…
Next lesson! What do you do when your enemy tells you to surrender!
That’s an easy one, sir! Surrender immediately, kiss their butts, inform on our friends, sing, eat, and go to bed!
That’s the same thing you do to me! Japan!
Yes sir! I respond Japanese way! Be unclear! Say one thing, but mean something else completely opposite! Like, “I’ll think about it!” Lie to them!
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