[After Hercules discovered that Medusa is the Gorgon, the monster that turns people into stone]
So, buddy boy! Did you ask Medusa out yet?
Icarus, Medusa is the Gorgon.
What?! The Gorgon?!
[Everyone at the malt shop heard what Icarus said and run out of the malt shop, screaming in fear]
So, where are you gonna take her?
Didn't you just hear what I said? She's the Gorgon, the monster that turns people into stone!
Oh, Herc! A relationship is built on compromises.
[face palms and groans, then grabs parts of Icarus' hair out of annoyance] Icarus, there is no relationship!
Well, maybe there's not a lot of eye contact, but she had a winning personality. [gives Herc a sly look]
[bangs on the table with his fist out of anger] She's a monster! A-a-a-a freak!
[realizes this] Oh, I see. So, the hero's too good to have a freak for a friend, huh?! Whatcha gonna do, Herc? You're gonna get rid of her? You're gonna go stick her head in the purse?
[confused] W-What? I...
And then what?! You're gonna get rid of all the freaks, huh?! Oh, who's next, Herc? Freaks who flew too close to the sun?!
I'll tell you what I'm gonna do - what should've done in the first place. [leaves the malt shop]
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