Icarus quotes from Hercules

Icarus

(to the captive Nemean lion) I'm bad, you're sad! I'm tough, you're bluff! I'm... something and you're the negative of that something, buddy!

Hercules

I've got to go. Remember, don't tell a soul.

Icarus

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, Mum's the word, buddy. If anybody asks I never heard of ya. OK! GOOD LUCK WITH THE SPYIN'!

Hercules

It's great that your relationship is just friendly, you know, platonic.

Icarus

Oh, Plato's a prude!

Cassandra

First and last, Icarus! First and last!

Icarus

Oh, come on! One more! I was asleep the first time!

Hades

All right. How about an eternity spent punching out your best buddy? Nice, huh?

Come and get me, sissy face.

Icarus

[assaults the dummy without hesitation, to Hades' shock] You want a piece of me? Ooh ooh! You swine! Hyah, hyah! Teach you to call my dad useless! Get up! Get up!

We are the Peoples' Organisation Of Titanic Liberators. And you boys and girls are our hostages.

Icarus

Ooh! I always wanted to be a hostage! It's so edgy! The bewilderment! The unspeakable mind bending terror!

Cassandra

Actually, it's a lot like hanging out with you.

Cassandra

Maturity!

Icarus

Perhaps the greatest foe of all!

Brave lad, you don't know fear, do you?

Icarus

Well, we're acquaintances.

Icarus

So, buddy boy! Did you ask Medusa out yet?

Hercules

Icarus, Medusa is the Gorgon.

Icarus

What?! The Gorgon?!

Icarus

So, where are you gonna take her?

Hercules

Didn't you just hear what I said? She's the Gorgon, the monster that turns people into stone!

Icarus

Oh, Herc! A relationship is built on compromises.

Hercules

[face palms and groans, then grabs parts of Icarus' hair out of annoyance] Icarus, there is no relationship!

Icarus

Well, maybe there's not a lot of eye contact, but she had a winning personality. [gives Herc a sly look]

Hercules

[bangs on the table with his fist out of anger] She's a monster! A-a-a-a freak!

Icarus

[realizes this] Oh, I see. So, the hero's too good to have a freak for a friend, huh?! Whatcha gonna do, Herc? You're gonna get rid of her? You're gonna go stick her head in the purse?

Hercules

[confused] W-What? I...

Icarus

And then what?! You're gonna get rid of all the freaks, huh?! Oh, who's next, Herc? Freaks who flew too close to the sun?!

Hercules

I'll tell you what I'm gonna do - what should've done in the first place. [leaves the malt shop]

Icarus

And don't accuse me of some evil, diabolical plan to get rid of Miss Thespius!

Hercules

Evil, diabolical plan?!

Icarus

Did I jump ahead?

Hercules

Icarus, you're not gonna do something stupid are you?

Icarus

Why no! [Laughs manically]

Hercules

Hey! You’re laughing evilly!

Icarus

Oh! I mean... ha, ha, ha, ha. Better?

Icarus

Hey! Pandora! Do you own anything that isn't jammed with all the miseries that torment mankind?

Err, not really. It's my thing.

Icarus

Hey! Wait a minute, that's it! [Laughs manically]

Hercules

Hey, you’re laughing evilly again!

Icarus

Oh, right! I meant... ha, ha, ha. Better?