♪ Swing low sweet chariot ♪ Ay-yi-yi. What if they gave an afterlife and nobody came? Welcome! Grab a nametag and I'll show you to your sulfur pit. Ay, you two.
Great news, your crustiness!
Nice. Good. First let me ask you this, however... WHERE IS EVERYBODY?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
Diseases take time. But get this...Hercules has Catastrophia!
Go on!
No lie!
And I got a Myklos pop 'n' drop. No, wait, I can make it work.
No, you have to wind it counterclockwise, like this.
[clears throat] Hello! Hello! NO! So...we'll be seeing Zeus Junior real soon, right? Nothing's gonna come along and suddenly, oh, I don't know, make him, uh, better. Right? Right?
Well, we overheard a vision that someone was gonna find a cure.
WHAT?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
But he'll be crushed by Briarius, the hundred-handed giant.
Look, you little fish heads, you make sure that cure never gets to "Jerkules," or I've got some nametags with your names on them!
Owww!!!
Almost forgot my... Yah! I'll just get it next time!
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