Hades quotes from Hercules

Hades

[imitates Jafar] Good for you, you big scary booger-head, you! Ooh, boogah-boogah-boogah...Get him outta here, will ya, boys?

Hades

[receiving his Roman name] They want to name me Pluto? What kind of name is that? Pluto, that's a name for a god? What is that? I wouldn't name my dog Pluto!

Hades

All right. How about an eternity spent punching out your best buddy? Nice, huh?

Come and get me, sissy face.

Icarus

[assaults the dummy without hesitation, to Hades' shock] You want a piece of me? Ooh ooh! You swine! Hyah, hyah! Teach you to call my dad useless! Get up! Get up!

Hades

♪ Swing low sweet chariot ♪ Ay-yi-yi. What if they gave an afterlife and nobody came? Welcome! Grab a nametag and I'll show you to your sulfur pit. Ay, you two.

Great news, your crustiness!

Hades

Nice. Good. First let me ask you this, however... WHERE IS EVERYBODY?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

Diseases take time. But get this...Hercules has Catastrophia!

Hades

Go on!

No lie!

And I got a Myklos pop 'n' drop. No, wait, I can make it work.

No, you have to wind it counterclockwise, like this.

Hades

[clears throat] Hello! Hello! NO! So...we'll be seeing Zeus Junior real soon, right? Nothing's gonna come along and suddenly, oh, I don't know, make him, uh, better. Right? Right?

Well, we overheard a vision that someone was gonna find a cure.

Hades

WHAT?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

But he'll be crushed by Briarius, the hundred-handed giant.

Hades

Look, you little fish heads, you make sure that cure never gets to "Jerkules," or I've got some nametags with your names on them!

Owww!!!

Almost forgot my... Yah! I'll just get it next time!