[A mariachi band of imps have been following Striker around and singing a ballad about him]
SStriker
SHUT THE FUCK UP! I'M TRYIN' TO DO MY FUCKIN' JOB! YOU COMIN' IN HERE, SINGIN' ABOUT ME FOR THE MILLIONTH FUCKIN’ TIME?! LEAVE ME THE HELL ALONE, YA FREAKS!
How does one get their own theme song?