"Magic playing cards...how interesting."
Played by Jouji Nakata
Hellsing Ultimate · 144 quotes
Most-quoted character in Hellsing Ultimate: in 34 of its 144 quotes
Most scenes with: Integra Hellsing (5), Seras Victoria (2), The Major (2)
Lines by Alucard 28
"The world would be so boring without idiots like you to amuse me."
"Now...it's time to play, Alhambra! I want to hear you squeal like a pig!"
"I want to hear it pig. So--SQUEAL!!"
"That's checkmate, Tubalcain Alhambra!"
"We ruin the countries we govern and the people in our care. We slaughter our enemies and sacrifice all our allies. We’ll keep killing till there’s nothing left but to destroy ourselves. It will never be enough."
"My lord and master, Integra Hellsing! Give me your orders!"
"You stand before me...I'm impressed. I'm impressed, Iscariot! Show me more, Alexander Anderson!"
Only a human can destroy a monster. Only a human could dare hope to.
Tell me. [smirk] Did your promises come to pass? Where's your God? Where's your Kingdom? What's the matter? Answer me, King? Mad king! They're all dead. Every last soul dead. In service to you and to your promises. For your prayers! For your paradise! For your God! ALL WERE SACRIFICED! Enemies and allies! The people you swore to protect! The country you would rule! Men! Women! Old and young! Even...yourself.
Until the weight of my past is shattered by my oncoming future. It shouldn't be too long, my nemesis. I'll see you in hell...
Angel of Death... Weren't you the one who said Englishmen looked forward to growing old? You've seemed to have abandon your maturity. Truly a terrible shame, you were such a lovely old man. It pains me to see how wretched and ugly you've become. Your body and soul corrupted. A dark reaper to the very core.
Every time I die, this is the vision that greets my eyes. And every time I think, 'How lovely that sunlight which I forsook so many centuries ago...'
Scenes with Alucard 6
AlucardYou. Why didn't you drink the blood?
Uh...
AlucardWhy not drink?
I'm not sure. But it felt like... It felt like if I drank the blood... it would mean the end of something important inside of me.
AlucardYou are an idiot. But perhaps you have a point. Perhaps it's time for a vampire who doesn't walk alone through the night.
Why on earth did you turn her into a vampire?
AlucardWhy indeed. For fun? For sport? Maybe it was just a whim. Maybe. But that doesn't sound like me. Perhaps after years spent with humans, you've finally rubbed off on me. I might be developing a sense of whimsy. (To Seras) Let's go, Police Girl. Don't dawdle.
Yes sir! My Master! But you see, sir, my name's not "Police Girl." It's "Seras Victoria," sir.
AlucardEnough! You coward. You are a Police Girl. Police Girl will do.
You're mean!
Just what I expect from a king of vampires. Or a count.
S1 E15 Unfinished Business
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Major, looks like you've really got your hands full!
No, things are going vell! It feels as though a veight has finally been lifted from my shoulders. I'm feeling quite satisfied.
AlucardHello, Major.
(delighted) Alucard! I'm so happy to see you again, it's been really far too long. (Alucard laughs)
(coldly) What is it that you want?
Hmm? Oh, finally, face-to-face with the Fräulein herself, Sir Integra Hellsing! (bows) It's a pleasure to meet you.
What's the purpose of this- what are you trying to accomplish?! Answer me!
...Ze purpose, you ask? What a silly question, my beautiful Fräulein. Purpose... (chuckles coldly) To put it in ze simplest possible terms, Fräulein, our purpose is a total absence of purpose. You should be avare, Fräulein, zat zere are some people in zis vorld- certain irredeemable lumps- for whom ze means does not require an end. (pause) I speak, of course, of myself.
(adressing the Letzte Battalion troops as he videotapes the feeding) Be sure to eat every bite. If he turns into a ghoul, I vill not be happy.
Oh, vow! I didn't think your decision vould be zat harsh, sir!
(contemptuously) You are insane. All of you!
Did I just hear somevone from Iscariot questioning my sanity? Zen, let me ask you: If your God would allow my madness to flourish across the globe... zen, wouldn't it seem to you, zat any God like zat, would be just as mad as I? (Maxwell looks furious) Ve are ze finest of ze Third Reich! Do you have any idea how many people we've killed?! I'm insane? Vhat foolishness. You didn't have any objections fifty years ago. But, never mind zat. Try to stop me, then, you self-proclaimed "normal people". But, unfortunately, Iscariot is not my true enemy. My true enemy is Britain, ze Hellsings. Well, really, it's that man, laughing in ze corner back there.
Alucard... A declaration of war'; excellent! I can't wait to destroy you again!
No matter vhat you do, we will never give up. We will reverse this ridiculous situation as many times as we have to.
Alucard, Seras. Kill him.
Fine, shoot ze messenger, if zis is vhat it comes to. Auf wiedersehen, mein Fräulein. I look forward to meeting you again across ze battlefield.
QEQueen Elizabeth II
Alucard, Sir Hellsing. Destroy them. You have your orders.
S1 E15 Unfinished Business
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