Schrödinger quotes from Hellsing Ultimate

Major, looks like you've really got your hands full!

No, things are going vell! It feels as though a veight has finally been lifted from my shoulders. I'm feeling quite satisfied.

Alucard

Hello, Major.

(delighted) Alucard! I'm so happy to see you again, it's been really far too long. (Alucard laughs)

Integra Hellsing

(coldly) What is it that you want?

Hmm? Oh, finally, face-to-face with the Fräulein herself, Sir Integra Hellsing! (bows) It's a pleasure to meet you.

Integra Hellsing

What's the purpose of this- what are you trying to accomplish?! Answer me!

...Ze purpose, you ask? What a silly question, my beautiful Fräulein. Purpose... (chuckles coldly) To put it in ze simplest possible terms, Fräulein, our purpose is a total absence of purpose. You should be avare, Fräulein, zat zere are some people in zis vorld- certain irredeemable lumps- for whom ze means does not require an end. (pause) I speak, of course, of myself.

(adressing the Letzte Battalion troops as he videotapes the feeding) Be sure to eat every bite. If he turns into a ghoul, I vill not be happy.

Oh, vow! I didn't think your decision vould be zat harsh, sir!

Enrico Maxwell

(contemptuously) You are insane. All of you!

Did I just hear somevone from Iscariot questioning my sanity? Zen, let me ask you: If your God would allow my madness to flourish across the globe... zen, wouldn't it seem to you, zat any God like zat, would be just as mad as I? (Maxwell looks furious) Ve are ze finest of ze Third Reich! Do you have any idea how many people we've killed?! I'm insane? Vhat foolishness. You didn't have any objections fifty years ago. But, never mind zat. Try to stop me, then, you self-proclaimed "normal people". But, unfortunately, Iscariot is not my true enemy. My true enemy is Britain, ze Hellsings. Well, really, it's that man, laughing in ze corner back there.

Alucard

... A declaration of war'; excellent! I can't wait to destroy you again!

No matter vhat you do, we will never give up. We will reverse this ridiculous situation as many times as we have to.

Integra Hellsing

Alucard, Seras. Kill him.

Fine, shoot ze messenger, if zis is vhat it comes to. Auf wiedersehen, mein Fräulein. I look forward to meeting you again across ze battlefield.

Alucard, Sir Hellsing. Destroy them. You have your orders.

(to herself) It's not possible- it's bullscheize! She's cutting through my reinforcements- Gott, she's headed straight for me!

Seras Victoria

(enraged) Even if I were about to die, I wouldn't drink a single Goddamn drop of your evil blood. I don't want you inside of me!! (slams Zorin's head against the floor)

Seras Victoria

Oh, God...

Hahahahaha! Let's go deeper! Zat's it, even deeper! Yes, take it! Show me your pain! (pause, confused and angry)... Vhat am I looking at?! Zese aren't her memories! Vhat's going on here?! Zis isn't right! Everyzing's in disarray- why can't I go any deeper into her head? It's like zese fucking memories are protecting her!

It's him- zat arrogant mercenary! Zat goddamn gnat!

(pops out of one of the memories) Blood is ze currency of ze soul. Ze vehicle of life. Having blood offered... is a very different experience, zan taking it. (pause) Are you okay? (chuckles) You look awful.

How are you here?

Don't act so surprised, Zorin. As zey say, I am everyvhere and novhere. (bows) I am here to deliver a message from ze Major- straight from our fearless leader's mouth! "Every soldier dreams of leading ze charge against ze foe- such is their revard. But, a long-suffering commander- vhat is his revard vhen zey fail, vhen zey go against orders, lose men, and prove zemselves inept?" (beams) Zat's ze message. Under normal circumstances, zey would have burned you to a crisp long before now, but- ze Major and Doc got zeir hands on zis fascinating new toy, and zey don't have time to deal vit you. (chuckles) And Seras seems to have you pretty vell taken care of. Such a paradox- zis monster is Seras Victoria, yet not Seras Victoria. Rest assured, she'll be ending your unlife any moment now. Auf Wiedersehen. (vanishes)

(sighs in ecstasy) Zis is it- vhat my eyes have so longed for. Ahh- vhat a sight.

For vhat it's worth, Zorin's dead, sir. Killed by a gnat.

(chuckles) Vell, zat's hardly a surprise. Watch how it burns, boy- like ze end of ze Gotterdämerung.

(amused)... Major, you're such a meanie. You bring a whole army vith you- but really, zey're nothing but kindling for your own personal bonfire

(pause, smiles) What is Hell, if not a bonfire? I am become Death- I am ze serpent, devouring myself. I take, and am taken from, vithout end. How many days, of wild aspiration- how many nights, of black entropy, have I slain, to witness zis triumph? Our destruction approaches... together vit our victory!