"My name is Enrico Maxwell. I'm the head of the Iscariot organization; I am honored to meet you."
Played by Show Hayami
Hellsing Ultimate · 144 quotes
3rd most-quoted character in Hellsing Ultimate: in 14 of its 144 quotes
Most scenes with: The Major (2), The Doctor (2)
Lines by Enrico Maxwell 10
"I'm here on the direct orders from His Holiness. Otherwise I would not bother with you filthy creatures! So just shut up and pay attention, you miserable English sow!"
"The great vampire Alucard, the Hellsing family's pet creature; I don't believe I've ever seen you in person before. It's a great pleasure to make your acquaintance."
"I think you'll agree that turnabout is fair play...so why don't we make this fight interesting? [snaps fingers] ANDERSON!!!"
"But you did more than help fund the operation, and you were more than a mere pawn. The title more suited to you, my friend, is collaborator."
"The only good Protestant is a dead Protestant!"
"England...is guilty! The heathens...are guilty! You are all now sentenced...to your death! Death! Death! Death! DEATH!"
"I can offer you my pity, but my forgiveness? NEVER! Now prepare to be purged from the earth! Mowed down like grass... CRUSHED LIKE BUGS!!!"
(watching Alucard releasing his stored souls) "Im...impossible! How can something like that exist?!"
(as Alucard releases his old army and regains his original vampiric form) "Wallachia's...it can't be! You consumed them! Your own soldiers! Your own subjects! You're a fiend! A monster! A devil! You...DRACULA!"
Scenes with Enrico Maxwell 4
I must say, this is an excellent museum. Perhaps next time, I'll be allowed to bring the children from the orphanage.
Enrico MaxwellOf course! That won't be a problem.
[quietly] Next time, I swear I will rip him to bloody pieces...
Major, looks like you've really got your hands full!
No, things are going vell! It feels as though a veight has finally been lifted from my shoulders. I'm feeling quite satisfied.
Hello, Major.
(delighted) Alucard! I'm so happy to see you again, it's been really far too long. (Alucard laughs)
(coldly) What is it that you want?
Hmm? Oh, finally, face-to-face with the Fräulein herself, Sir Integra Hellsing! (bows) It's a pleasure to meet you.
What's the purpose of this- what are you trying to accomplish?! Answer me!
...Ze purpose, you ask? What a silly question, my beautiful Fräulein. Purpose... (chuckles coldly) To put it in ze simplest possible terms, Fräulein, our purpose is a total absence of purpose. You should be avare, Fräulein, zat zere are some people in zis vorld- certain irredeemable lumps- for whom ze means does not require an end. (pause) I speak, of course, of myself.
(adressing the Letzte Battalion troops as he videotapes the feeding) Be sure to eat every bite. If he turns into a ghoul, I vill not be happy.
Oh, vow! I didn't think your decision vould be zat harsh, sir!
Enrico Maxwell(contemptuously) You are insane. All of you!
Did I just hear somevone from Iscariot questioning my sanity? Zen, let me ask you: If your God would allow my madness to flourish across the globe... zen, wouldn't it seem to you, zat any God like zat, would be just as mad as I? (Maxwell looks furious) Ve are ze finest of ze Third Reich! Do you have any idea how many people we've killed?! I'm insane? Vhat foolishness. You didn't have any objections fifty years ago. But, never mind zat. Try to stop me, then, you self-proclaimed "normal people". But, unfortunately, Iscariot is not my true enemy. My true enemy is Britain, ze Hellsings. Well, really, it's that man, laughing in ze corner back there.
... A declaration of war'; excellent! I can't wait to destroy you again!
No matter vhat you do, we will never give up. We will reverse this ridiculous situation as many times as we have to.
Alucard, Seras. Kill him.
Fine, shoot ze messenger, if zis is vhat it comes to. Auf wiedersehen, mein Fräulein. I look forward to meeting you again across ze battlefield.
Alucard, Sir Hellsing. Destroy them. You have your orders.
From the Order of the Sword of Courland, I pledge unto thee 340 souls!
From the Order of Calatrava La Nueva, I pledge 118 souls unto thee!
The Order of Santo Stefano Di Tuscana pledges 257 souls unto thee!
And, from the Order of Malta, 2,457 souls!
The Holy Father has ordered us here. He has promoted you, in absentia, to Archbishop- as befits your task. Congratulations, Your Grace. We, the faithful, here assembled, form Knights of the Ninth Crusade. We are yours to command, Archbishop Maxwell.(offers Maxwell an Archbishop's sash) Employ us as you will.
Enrico MaxwellAmen! I accept this with all my being! Your target is London- destroy it! Let this new era of Catholic might, this Reconquista- now begin!
Enrico Maxwell(chuckling coldly) Ahh- to think that a bastard, reviled and spat upon by polite society, would be made an Archbishop, and be given an army.
Director!
Enrico MaxwellWell, what is it?
(hands him a set of photos) Here- look! (Maxwell scans a photograph of a ship approaching the English coast) It's that carrier- the British one!
Enrico MaxwellThese coordinates- it's moving again? That's absurd! After the damage it took? It's impossible! (his clerics look worried)
Director, the ship's speed is just a few knots- but, it's definitely heading... to London.
Alucard is... coming! (Maxwell hands the photos back to the Deacon)
Enrico MaxwellLet him come. Hellsing, Millennium and Alucard alike will perish at our feet. (smiles savagely) The Lord will use us as a cudgel to lay his foes in the dust. Now, go- our time as the tool of God's Holy wrath... is BEGUN! (The Vatican gunships begin lifting off and flying towards London)
(staring after them fearfully) Look at them- everyone, charging into Hell with a joyous heart! What man among them can enter such carnage, and hope to return alive?! They're going to die, all of them- and they'll thank God for the battle!
Enrico Maxwell(via loudspeaker, above the battlefield) Enemies stand to our left- enemies stand to our right! Eradicate all who stand before you! Execute them all- Kill them! DESTROY!
(frantically) Major! Do you hear me?! Please, come back inside! Ze armor plating von't hold out for long! (the Major ignores him) Major- (he stops himself as he sees the Major sweeping his hands back and fourth in dramatic gestures)... He thinks zat it is music! Music of ze battlefield! (pause) Ze Major... he's conducting it! Ze battle is his symphony, and ve are his instruments- great, howling instruments, vailing his cacophonous notes! How could anything stand against him?!
We found our target! He's on toppa the airship!
What the Hell is he doing? He's a-crazy- a mad ghost of war! (he trains the helicopter's gatling guns on the Major, who strikes a pose)
Major!
Die! (at that moment, microfilament wires slash the gunship to bits; the wreckage plummets and explodes)
(grins) Quick und excellent vork... my butler. (he, Doc and Schrödinger glance behind them to see a rejuvenated Walter, standing next to the Captain)
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