Gordon and Royce in “Episode Two”

[bringing the mashed potatoes back from the pass] Bland. Look, it's bland. It's bland. Just stands in there.

Yes, chef.

Butter! Cream! Look, it's bland. It's like fucking plasticine. My God, work it!

(interview) Chef Ramsay, I want to say I'm sorry, uh... I'm sorry I disappointed you. I, uh... I didn't know how you wanted your mashed potatoes. [sniffles and pretends to wipe away a tear from his eye]

I don't know how to wake you up anymore. You're like a zombie!

Sorry, chef.

You make him (Don) look fucking good!