Gordon and Trev in “Episode One”

All of you. ALL OF YOU, GET HERE!! Who dressed that?!

I did. [Gordon raises an overdressed piece of lettuce] Too much.

"Too much?!" Did you honestly think they came here for that?!

No.

We got worse now. We can't even dress a fucking salad! [throws the salad away] SALAD, TREV! LET'S GO!!

(interview) Who doesn't know how to make a salad? [points to himself] This guy!