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S7 E8

Hell's Kitchen · Season 7, Episode 8

Narrator, Female diner and others in “Episode Eight”

In the dining room, one customer...

FDFemale diner

Is it cooked?

MDMale diner

It's rare at best.

FDFemale diner

(talks to waiter) I asked for medium and that's rare completely.

MDMale diner

Shit!

Decides to take manners into his own hands.

MDMale diner

[at the pass] Oh no! This is rare.

(who stands at the Red kitchen) Service, please!

MDMale diner

Fuck!

What's the matter? Oh, talk to me?

MDMale diner

[pointing at the beef] Medium?

Excuse me? Hey, you don't call me you acting like on it's funny. (to male diner) Yeah, do me a favour: That's his [JP] job, you fuck off, yes?

MDMale diner

Are you trying to poison me?

Poison you? What a fucking dick. It's beef, you fucking idiot, tartare! (to male diner again) You never heard of that?

MDMale diner

It's low-grade beef, at best.

Go get a shave, you fucking knob-end!

MDMale diner

It's low-grade dog food, at best.

(goes to Blue kitchen) Let's go. Standing on ice on a fucking jerk. Stand strong, buddy! Stand nice and strong. Push your arms up and you're like a fucking quail!

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