Lacey and Gordon in “Episode Three”

She just didn't knowthere were anchovies on it.

You got what you asked for.

I know, chef.

So what did you fuck up? I know you find this is, I mean you-you, yeah, you laugh, it's funny.

(interjecting) I don't, chef! I'm not laughing!

You're fucking worse than...

I'm trying not to cry.

...Britney Spears, you jumped-up bitch!

(interview) There's a reason I don't wait tables, and this is it!