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S4 E12

Hell's Kitchen · Season 4, Episode 12

Gordon, Christina Machamer and others in “Episode Twelve”

[Christina brings carrot purée to the pass]

Yeah, anything piping hot-- [grabs the handle of the pan and burns his hand] Ah, shit! Fuck! Ah shit! Don't stop and look stupid like some thick cow!

Yes, chef.

Aw, fuck! Fuck's sake! [cools his hand with cold water] Christina, the handle was over the flame. The fucking handle's over the stove, at least say something to somebody.

Yes, chef.

Now, you're just acting like a fucking idiot. Yes?

No, chef.

(interview) Chef Ramsay was burning bad by Christina today. I know he was pissed!

SHIT!

(interview) Ooh, Christina messing up over there for real.

Fuck me!

Do not burn the chef!

Fuck! Look at me and I'm fucking serious now. If a handle is over the fucking flame, say something, will you please, yes?

Yes, chef.

One more time and you're fucking finished!

(interview) I just burned Chef Ramsay. That's really not cool. My mistake. Not going to happen again, trust me.

Garnish, please!

Coming right now, chef. Coming, chef.

[grabs the handle and burns his hand again] Aw, shit! Fucking hell! I'm getting fucked here again! Christina, I'VE HAD ENOUGH!!

(interview) When Chef Ramsay burned himself twice, you can smell his skin all across the room burning. I'm like DAMN!!

[cools his hand again] SHIT! Hey look, come here you look. [pours cold water over the handle and steam comes off] You're not even fucking telling me.

(interview) He poured water over the handle of the pot and it sizzled. It was really hot.

That's unbearable now.

I was just like oh, shit!

Now I think you're doing it on purpose to fucking wire me up. Hey, you're doing it really well because I'm getting fucked off! If a pan handle is over the fucking flame, say something! Will you please, yes?

Yes, chef!

Wake up!

Yes, chef. (interview) (sighs)

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