Gordon and Sharon in “Episode Two”

(to Sharon) Where's the beef?

Sorry, chef.

(reads a ticket) Two salmon, one beef, one wellington. Unbelievable. Have you asked Christina?

No, I didn't. I thought it was coming. She (Christina) just yelled that it was coming.

You're not really a chef, aren't you? You're just a showgirl with a big feather coming out of your ass.