Gordon and Josh Wahler in “Episode Seven”

(to Josh) Where's the lamb? How long please? HOW LONG, PLEASE?

Lamb's coming right now, chef.

Let's go.

Yes, chef.

Hey, you. Hey, donkey.

Yes, chef.

One's nicely cooked, yeah, coloured, one's boiled. Fuck off, will you? So we're under pressure now and this is where it separates the fucking chef from a donkey! Come here! Let me tell you something.

Yes, chef.

Let me tell you something in your ear: YOU CAN'T COOK! That's what's just been confirmed to me.

Good to go? We're coming, Rock.

Yeah, you're coming. So is your fucking elimination. Come round. Just look what you're doing here, you DOUGHNUT! Look - boiled, boiled, boiled, boiled. DONKEY!

Yes, chef.

I expected perfect!