[groans] I need a drink. The hardest you can make.
You look like shit.
Not possible. Just a long shoot. [drinks] I said a strong one.
Excuse me. Didn't realize this was a drink-to-forget kind of night.
Oh I forgot. You're the "wise old bartender who's seen it all". Get the fuck over yourself and pour me a real drink.
Look. If you've got a problem, you're not gonna find the answer at the bottom of a bottle. I should know, I've been looking there a long time.
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